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Most and least romantic rhymes

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Tungaraza Jr, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. Tungaraza Jr

    Tungaraza Jr Senior Member

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    A Poetry Competition asked For A 2-Line, Rhyme With the Most Romantic 1st Line & the Least Romantic 2nd Line, There's the Winning Rhymes ......

    1:My darling, My Love,My Beautiful Wife
    2:Marrying U Ruined,My Whole Life

    1:I c Ur Face When I m Dreaming
    2:That's Why I Always Wake Up Screaming

    1:Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
    2:This Describes Everything You r Not

    1:I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
    2:Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies
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    christmas JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha nimeipenda hii, kweli kila kitu kina uzuri na ubaya wake
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    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hii imenikumbusha hii..
    Q: If marriages are made in heaven,
    than what are made in Hell?

    Answer: The days after marriage!
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    mgeni10 JF-Expert Member

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    Nambe unafujoMmiliki wa kuzimu akija mtajitetea nini???????Maana you can not proove it
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    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    1: I enjoy every moment with you
    2: I dont really enjoy my time with you