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Modern Wives

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Boflo, Jul 28, 2012.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    These are the type of women we should be marrying....Modern women -

    It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-law arrives in the family, everything changes.
    Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....They don't come to change the family, they are here to... (READ ON!)

    The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
    "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years."

    "What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.
    "What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);

    Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.
    Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.
    Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND
    Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!

    "And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.

    "AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"


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  2. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    boflooooooooooooooooo leo nimeshinda siasani ila ulipo niita duh! bavu sina aiseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
     
  3. bucho

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    hahahahahahahahahahaha
     
  4. manshiroo

    manshiroo Senior Member

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    ahaaah! umeiba wapi picha yangu wee????????
     
  5. Emma.

    Emma. JF-Expert Member

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    Duh kali
     
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    Kituko JF-Expert Member

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    mhh,......ndio Mkeo huyo?
     
  7. Ndahani

    Ndahani JF-Expert Member

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    Boflo huachi mizaha mizaha hata wakati watu wanalia kwa uchungu lol!
     
  8. nyumba kubwa

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    Sasa huyo mke alikuwa anaenda kuishi ukweni? Ila nimeipenda.
     
  9. Eversmilin Gal

    Eversmilin Gal JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaahaahaaaahaahha....
     
  10. Kaunga

    Kaunga JF-Expert Member

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    Bofuuuuuuuuuu!
    Binti yangu nimeshamfunda vya kutosha; na somo la mwisho ni hilooo la kutochange anything!
     
  11. Kongosho

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    mmmmhhhhh
     
  12. Boflo

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    tehe tehe......sitaki mke wa aina hiyo.....
     
  13. MadameX

    MadameX JF-Expert Member

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    Huo ndo ukweli mtupu...hakuna anaetoka kwa babake kwakua kakosa tumba ya mchele
     
  14. Kunta Kinte

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    Nimeipenda hiyo Boflo shughuli iliyomleta ni moja tu!!
     
  15. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    jina la kunta kinte....linanikumbusha mbali sana....ile movie nilikuwa nalia nikiiangalia mkuu
     
  16. D

    DR. RICHARD Senior Member

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    -so says the men?
    Next time try to edit your work or use our National Language.
     
  17. Bra-joe

    Bra-joe JF-Expert Member

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    kizungu jamanii!! Nataka kuchangia lakini wapi. Naona picha tu hata sielewi.
     
  18. asigwa

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    duh si utani boflo you made my day.......
     
  19. Blaine

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    :lol: u made my day after having a ****ty afternoon. gz
     
  20. felinda

    felinda JF-Expert Member

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    me 2.... i wont change anythng
     
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