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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Nazjaz, Apr 9, 2011.

  1. Nazjaz

    Nazjaz JF-Expert Member

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    Mnyakyusa alipata bahati ya kutembelea mikoa ya Pwani na Zanzibar.
    Aliporudi kwao akaanza kuwasimulia wenzake yale aliyo yaona huko safarini.
    Ndugu sangu, fiasi hifi hifi tunafyolima hapa Makandana wana fila Zanzibar. Tanga usiseme, huko wanafila zaidi. Dar ndio balaa, wanafila hadi watoto. Mwe tusidishe juhudu tulime sana ili wensetu wakafile zaidi.
     
  2. Kiranja Mkuu

    Kiranja Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Msafara wa ****** ulipo enda kufila Mbeya, nao ukapigwa mawe. Fiasi ni noma. Hahahahhahaha umenitengenezea sana siku yangu. Let me call it joke of the day.
     
  3. Susy

    Susy JF-Expert Member

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    ha hahaaaaaaaaaaa haya ngoja tuwasubiri wenye mkoa husika tuone wanasemaje!!
     
  4. emma-chriss

    emma-chriss Senior Member

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    fiasi vya mbeya,wanafikata fipande fidogo fidogo wanafiita chipusi na wanafila na na syasyandu!
     
  5. Consigliere

    Consigliere JF-Expert Member

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    Dogo unaanza msikhara na wakubwa zako au kwakuwa unaona tunacheka????/lol
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    hiyo ukute mtu anatumia sleng ya hao jamaa anakuadiasia lazima ushike mdomo.
     
  7. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Vyatie chipsi chipsi humbe ndosa
     
  8. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Sio wote wanaotoka Sansibar wanafila fiasi fya Makandana. Mimi sifili, mwe!
     
  9. Pota

    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    uwiiii...... ndaga fijo gwa kukaja utukwesisye bo ulu atukwesisye mwaisapile papo ukasoba na kamo ( uwiii .....asante sana wa nyumbani kwa kutukweza kama alivyotukweza mwaisapile kwani hujakosea hata kidogo
     
  10. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha imetulia
     
  11. S

    Sibhonike Senior Member

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    Duhh! Hii kali.
     
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