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Mlokole aangukia majaribuni

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Msakapanofu, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. Msakapanofu

    Msakapanofu Member

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    Kuna cha'P' mmoja aliokoka na kushuhudia kwamba kati ya dhambi zote kubwa alizofanya kulewa kupita kiasi ni moja wapo.Kumbe siku alizokuwa akizuga kuokoka alikuwa 'apeche aroro'. Siku ya siku akapata bingo kutoka kwa mjori wake wa siku nyingi (akarudishiwa millioni moja aliyokuwa anadai). Mlokole mpya huyo akajisahau na kuamua kupitia viwanja vyake vya zamani kupata moja moja moja ya ng'ara (a.k.a ya mbeho)! Alilewa kupita kiasi! walokole wenzake waliitwa na kumchukua mwenzao akiwa tilalila mpaka kwa 'Pastor Laki'. Baada ya kuwekewa mikono na kumwagiwa maji, ulabu ukapungua kidogo. akaulizwa na 'Pastor Laki' mpendwa vp leo umemruhusu shetani akutawale!??, Yule mlokole akajibu, "Siku zooote Bwana "ametamaLAKI" leo tu Shetani "KutamaMILIONI" inakuwa nongwaaaaa, aaagh akatapika. kesho yake akajikuta amebakiwa na laki moja tu, akaenda kwa Pastor na kumwambia daah! "sasa bwana ametamaLAKI tena!! Bwana asifiweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...................PASAKA NJEMA.........
     
  2. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Hata haichekeshi.....
     
  3. Mtende

    Mtende JF-Expert Member

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    haluuu pesa is something else jamani
     
  4. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Sipendi joke za harufu za udiniudini halafu et bwana asifiwe?
    INAUMA SANA
     
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    you shall not take the Lord's name in vain, because the lord will not count guiltiness he who takes his name in vain!!!!
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    "USILITAJE BURE JINA LA BWANA MUNGU WAKO,MAANA MUNGU HATAACHA KUMHESABIA HATIA ATAJAYE JINA HLO KWA UPUMBAVU",Kwa tafsiri kama mtoa mada ni product ya shule Lowasa
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    asante mkuu kwa kunisaidia translation
     
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    Tekenya Member

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    asalaaaaaaaaaaaaam aleykhum!!!!!!!!!!
     
  9. samito

    samito JF-Expert Member

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    Peleka ujinga huko. hujui kuchekesha, unaitaj shot koz
     
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    wa home JF-Expert Member

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    usilichezee jina la bwana mungu wako usije ukaukumiwa.
     
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    shomshallo Member

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    usilitaje bule jina bwana MUNGU wako.........!!!! shwainiii
     
  12. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Madhara ya kitimoto ni mengi.
     
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    patience96 JF-Expert Member

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    Vague!
     
  14. Magongo

    Magongo Member

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    Ki-ukweli umeboa.
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hata wewe
     
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    peoples power JF-Expert Member

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    kwani umelazimishwa kusoma?ukiziacha bila kusoma hazita kuumiza.pole sana.
     
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    sasa angetambua vipi kilichoandikwa pasipo kusoma
     
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