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Mkenya na Wrong translation

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by KakaKiiza, Apr 27, 2011.

  1. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    An American preaching couple ( Reverend Mr & Mrs Stumbles) held a crusade in Kiambu, Kenya where Njoroge, their Kiswahili translator, translated but with a very very different meaning all together ......................

    Rev STUMBLE:
    [FONT=&quot] Everything comes from above.!![/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Vitu vyote huja juu juu,
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] So you see my brothers and sisters, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:...... .[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Basi ndugu zangu waangalieni akina dada,
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] know perfectly well, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:.....[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Na muwajue vizuri sana,[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] That all world affairs,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:...... ...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Kwamba mapenzi yote duniani,
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]: are successfull only if held from above,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]............ .Hufanikiwa tu ikiwa mmeshikana juu juu. [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]: Remember, faith is your pillar, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:...[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Kumbuka kuuamini mlingoti wako,[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]: Keep it first and above,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:...... ........[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]uuweke kwanza juu juu.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]: Let it run very deep and strong, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:...... .........[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Ndo kisha uukimbize ndani kabisa tena kwa nguvu, [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Should anybody want to test you,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]............ ..Mtu yeyote akitaka kukuonja,[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot].......will feel its work,[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:...... .........[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Ataisikia kazi yake[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Then from deep inside you'll feel peace pouring out, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:...... ..[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]ndo kisha baadaye utasikia kutoka ndani sehemu moja ikimwagika nje,
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] That peace will flow and enter even those you are with, [/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot].......Sehemu hiyo itatiririka na kumwingia uliye naye,
    [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] and that peace will remain.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]............ ..Na sehemu hiyo itabakia.[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]
    STUMBLE:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot] Amen.[/FONT][FONT=&quot]
    Kamau:[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]............ Huyo ni mwanamme ......!!:tape:[/FONT]
     
  2. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    how about this
    pastor: my name is Livingstone
    mtafsiri: jina langu ni jiwe liishilo!
    pastor: i came from Johannesburg
    mtafsiri: nimetoka katika mfuko wa Yohana
    pastor: Jesus is Messiah
    mtafsiri: Yesu alikuwa mmasai!!
    :smile-big::smile-big:
     
  3. Lenjo

    Lenjo Member

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    Dude! imekaa vizuri hiyo,its very funny
     
  4. kichomiz

    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Goog stuff.
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha, amen!!!!
     
  6. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    ahahahaaaah!! Imetulia...
     
  7. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha..hii nimeikubali zaidi
     
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