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Mke mwema!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Swts, Jun 23, 2012.

  1. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    Husband was seriously ill.
    Doc to wife;''Give him health breakfast,be pleasant,and in a good mood, dont discus ur problems,no tv serial, dont demand new clothes&jewerls. Do this,after a year,and he'll be completely ok.
    On the way to home,
    Husband;"wat did the doctor say?"
    Wife;NO CHANCE 4U 2SURVIVE!!
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    huyu sasa sio mke mwema.
     
  3. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    mke mwema bana, huoni ameona kuwa hatoweza,so amemjibu ivo kufupisha story!
     
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    g.n.n JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ujue nini anapaswa kuvumilia na sio kumpa kubwa design hiyo inaonekana hampendi kabisa.
     
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    Lijimke Jema!
     
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    GTesha JF-Expert Member

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    mh! h:lie:
     
  7. Swts

    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    hapo umepatia mkuu,hahah
     
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    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    g' waguna tena..
     
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    Swts JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahah bibie kaona apa hmm
     
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    GTesha JF-Expert Member

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    umetudanganyadanganya
     
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    Mnyampaa JF-Expert Member

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    What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!? Did the doctor forget what I told him to tell you?
     
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