My uncle once spent days looking for his
new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go
to church on Sunday and sit at the back.
During the service he would sneak out
and grab a hat from the rack at the front
door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at
the back. The sermon was about the 10
commandments. He sat through the
whole sermon and instead of sneaking
out he waited until the sermon was over
and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat
to replace the one I lost. But after hearing
your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was
it when I started to preach thou shall not
steal, that changed your heart?" My uncle responded, "No, it was the one
on adultery. When you started to preach
on that, I remembered where I left my
hat."
new hat. Finally, he decided that he'd go
to church on Sunday and sit at the back.
During the service he would sneak out
and grab a hat from the rack at the front
door. On Sunday, he went to church and sat at
the back. The sermon was about the 10
commandments. He sat through the
whole sermon and instead of sneaking
out he waited until the sermon was over
and went to talk to the minister. "Father, I came here today to steal a hat
to replace the one I lost. But after hearing
your sermon on the 10 Commandments, I
changed my mind." The minister said, "Bless you my son. Was
it when I started to preach thou shall not
steal, that changed your heart?" My uncle responded, "No, it was the one
on adultery. When you started to preach
on that, I remembered where I left my
hat."
