Misemo inayoandikwa kwenye vyombo vya usafiri, we acha tu!

[Chimunguru]

No Hurry in Africa

Ilikuwa Ipogolo Iringa, Gari ni Benz (lory la mizigo) jamaa alikuwa kapaki karibu na petrol station, yuko na mtoto mbichiiiiiii wametandika mkeka wamepumzika pembeni wanapata bia barrrrrrrrridi. kweli ile ilikuwa haina haraka, jamaa anatembea mna mchichu anakwenda Zimbabwe. pale nadhani alitumia to weeks

Kuna SISI KWA SISI

 

[Magulumangu]

Unacheka baba ako analo?
Changu ni changu lakini chako ni chetu...
Mla halwa..
Maisha bora kwa kila mtanzania gari la kikwete la kambeni

 

[Lady N]

Mungu hana mpinzani
dar mpaka moro
3 bila
tmk wanaume!
kwa neema tu!

 

[Jibaba Bonge]

Hata wewe?

 

[myao wa tunduru]

heri pengo kuliko jino bovu...
kujenga ni uoga wa maisha......
choo cha shimo toilet pepa ya nini??????

 

[AK-47]

Izina la Mfumwa Litogolwe--Hii ni ya kipare nadhani inamaana jina la bwana lisifiwe
Kifo cha Mende
Kamujingijingi---naomba tafsiri kwa hii nadhani ni kinyaturu
Kama kumsukuma mlevi vile

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Jino moja mswaki wa nini?

 

[Safari_ni_Safari]

Bunda Siliga

 

[pierre]

Kwa Bwana Yesu Kila Goti Litapigwa.
Kagera Kwetu

 

[Kobe]

Usipouanika.. utautwanga mbichi..!

 

[Kifimbocheza]

.....Za saa hizi

 

[Gudboy]

utakula jeuri yako

 

[Domhome]

Ngoma kapewa Kenge maji tibwili tibwili.

 

[Maria Roza]

Marcopolo..., Scania:llama:

 

[Dommy]

Ukisusa wenzio twala...

Mwisho wa Ubaya .. AIBU

Mtamaliza kuni kuchemsha mawe

Chapa ilale

Sharobaro

 

[zaratustra]

UKIMWI sipimi hadi dawa ipatikane

 

[Fredwash]

Hii Mimi ilinifirahisha.....

"KUFUNDISHA TUTAWAFUNDISHA BURE ILA MASWALI MTALIPIA"

 

[mzozaji]

Usivamie pori na kiwembe..

 

[NG'OTIMBEBEDZU]

---Unapongeza Wakati Roho Inakuuma
---Akadodi ndauli
---Uncle Manyau
---Huwezi Kuamini Yanga 5 Barcelona 0!
---Shauri ya Utoto, Akikua Ataacha
---Mbuzi Kala Jamvi Wapambe mtalalia Nini?

 

[NG'OTIMBEBEDZU]

-----Ulukolo Kwitanga!