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Microsoft Before Christmas

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by soulmate3, Apr 18, 2011.

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    soulmate3 New Member

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    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except Papa's mouse. The computer wholesale electronics was humming, the icons were hopping, As Papa did last-minute Internet shopping.
    The stockings were hung by the modem with care In hope that St. Nicholas would bring new software. The children were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of computer games danced in their heads. starzmart
    PageMaker for Billy, and Quicken android tablet for Dan, And Carmen Sandiego for Pamela Ann. The letters to Santa had been sent out by Mom, To santaclaus@toyshop.northpole.com -
    Which has now been re-routed to Washington State Because Santa's workshop has been bought by Bill Gates. All the elves and reindeer have had to skedaddle To flashy new quarters in suburban Seattle.
    After centuries of a life that was ebook reader simple and spare, St. Nicholas is suddenly a new billionaire, With a shiny red Porsche in the place of his sleigh, And a house on Lake Washington that's just down the way
    >From where Bill has his mansion. The old mini netbook for sale fellow preens In black Gucci boots and red Calvin Klein jeans. The elves have stock options and desks with a view, Where they write computer code for Johnny and Sue.
    No more dolls or toy soldiers or little portable ebook reader toy drums (ahem - pardon me) No more dolls or tin soldiers or little toy drums Will be under the tree, only compact disk ROMS With the Microsoft label. So spin up your drive, From now on Christmas runs only on Win95.
     
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    Sniper JF-Expert Member

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    Kwanza nikukaribishe JF, mana naona humu u bado mgeni.
    Pili nikwambie kwamba umekosea jukwaa, hili ni jukwaa la siasa, kwa mada za kisiasa tu.
    Tatu binafsi ulichokiandika sijakielewa, punguza 'copy and paste' thing, jenga hoja, au hapa ulitaka wanaJF tucomment nini?
     
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    mbongopopo JF-Expert Member

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    Yewiiii kwani lazima kucomment?
     
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    Mlalahoi JF-Expert Member

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    Anajua sana anachofanya,sema ametumwa tu ku-divert attention yetu.
    Why not?
     
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    Nyakageni JF-Expert Member

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    Akili kama ya Tambuu Hizo
     
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