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Men's logic

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Nov 16, 2010.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case.


    The Problem was who should get custody of the child.


    The wife screamed and jumped up and said: "Your Honor. I brought The child into the world with all the pain and labor.


    The child Should be in my custody. "


    The judge turned to the husband and said: "What do you have to Say in your defense?"


    The man sat for a while contemplating...then slowly rose. "Your Honor... If I put a dollar in a Pepsi Vending Machine and a Pepsi Comes out...


    Whose Pepsi is it... The machine's or mine?"
     
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    Jafar JF-Expert Member

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    Obviously, is yours but dont ignore that it came out of that "machine"
     
  3. Speaker

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    hahahahaha,dah what a defence duh
     
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    kalikenye JF-Expert Member

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    Yes. It is a good logic
     
  5. Katavi

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    Ahahahaaaah!!
     
  6. pmwasyoke

    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    They should forget the divorce.
     
  7. Kunta Kinte

    Kunta Kinte JF-Expert Member

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    Du! ndio maana mimi siwezi kuwa judge, wote wana point sasa nitaamuaje!
     
  8. shanature

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    aaah vuta pumzi hakimu
     
  9. afrodenzi

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    :smile-big::smile-big::smile-big::smile-big:lol
     
  10. Kisusi Mohammed

    Kisusi Mohammed JF-Expert Member

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    Dah mzee ana akili kama Abunuwasi! Hapo hata Bwana Hakimu lazima awe mdogo!
     
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    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    Precedent ya mfalme Suleiman inahitajika hapa.
     
  12. Shukuru

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    ina maana jamaa anataka kusema kuwa, in no way PEPSI cud go back to the machine or..
     
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    pierre JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kweli logic.Offcourse mbona akiulizwa msichana mwenye tumbo anasema mimba hii ni ya fulani yaani mwanaume.
     
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    mine
     
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    Aza JF-Expert Member

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    belongs to the machine,,,the which makes it out
     
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    :teeth::pray2:
     
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