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Men are Pretty Liers!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Jun 3, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    From Yahoo friends

    Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter's Square.

    The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

    The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

    The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'."

    The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

    Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"
    She proudly replies, "I have a daughter:



    38D BREAST

    24" WAIST and

    34" HIPS


    When she walks into a room, people say.... "Oh My God"
  2. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Yes, this is good! Nimeipenda, inafurahisha. Thanks
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    mwl JF-Expert Member

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    Ayaaaaa umeniweka pabaya.