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Mchaga ni Mchaga tuu.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mnyonywaji, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. Mnyonywaji

    Mnyonywaji Member

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    A chaga and an American man are sitting next to each other on a long flight from London to New York.The American man leans over to the chaga and asks if he would like to play a fun game. The chaga just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

    The American man persists and explains that the game is real easy and is a lot of fun. He explains "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $5."Again, the chaga politely declines and tries to get to sleep.

    The American man, now somewhat agitated, says, "OK, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer,I'll pay you $100!"
    This catches the chaga's attention, and he sees no end to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the game.

    The American asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The chaga doesn't say a word, but reaches into his wallet, pulls out a five dollar bill and hands it to the American.

    Now, it's the chaga's turn. He asks the American "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on four?"
    The American looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his laptop computer and searches all of his references. He taps into the Airphone with his modem and searches the net and the Library of Congress. Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers-all to no
    avail.

    After about an hour, he wakes the chaga and hands him $100. The chaga politely takes the $100 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The American, more than a little miffed, shakes the chaga and asks "Well, so what's the answer?" Without a word, the chaga reaches into his wallet, hands the American $5,and turns away to get back to sleep.
     
  2. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    ahahahahhahaha, funny and witty, i love that game!!!
     
  3. Mswahilina

    Mswahilina Senior Member

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    Hahahahaaahaaa kwi kwi kwi kwi
    Aaaaaa haaa
    Ama kweli Hii kali.
     
  4. Yo Yo

    Yo Yo JF-Expert Member

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    JMushi watu wana utani.........
     
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    Ipole JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh
     
  6. Mtaalam

    Mtaalam JF-Expert Member

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    loohhh aisee babangu kumbe sie wachagga ni wataalamu ehh kwenye subject matter called hela...we are very brave and genius!!!
     
  7. Titus

    Titus Member

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    nice game it is, ila wachaga ni nooooooooooooooma
     
  8. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

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    hehehe..dah wachaga kweli ni noma,,,jamaa alijuta kuleta vimchezo vyake kwa wabongo..tena chaga man
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa mahesabu ya haraka ni faida ya $90 kwa mchagga. Good!!
     
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    Haika JF-Expert Member

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    na usingizi wa kutosha wakati mzungu anabrowse kutafuta jibu!!
    I wish i was that smart
     
  11. K

    Kunguru Member

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    Ujanja kuwahi. Hongera Haika
     
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    Kipanga JF-Expert Member

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    ...lazima atakuwa mkibosho huyo.....teh! teh! tehhhhh!!! Kazi ndogo faida mlima duh!!
     
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