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Marriage Soft ware

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    This is what a guy wrote to our systems analyst:

    Dear Systems Analyst, I am desperate for some help! I recently upgraded my program from Girlfriend to Wife and found that the new program began unexpected Child Processing and also took up a lot of space and valuable resources.


    This wasn’t mentioned in the product brochure. In addition Wife installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other system activities. Applications such as “Night out
    ″ and “Golf ″ no longer run, and crashes the system whenever selected. Attempting to operate selected “Saturday Football ″ always fails and “Saturday Shopping ″ runs instead. I cannot seem to keep Wife in the background whilst attempting to run any of my favorite applications. Be it online or offline. I am thinking of going back to “Girlfriend ″, but uninstall doesn’t work on this program. Can you please help?

    ……………….AND THE ANALYST SAID,

    Dear Customer, This is a very common problem resulting from a basic misunderstanding of the functions of the Wife program. Many customers upgrade from Girlfriend

    to Wife thinking that Wife is merely a UTILITY AND ENTERTAINMENT PROGRAM. Actually, Wife is an OPERATING SYSTEM designed by its Creator to run everything on your current platform.

    You are unlikely to be able to purge Wife and still convert back to Girlfriend, as Wife was not designed to do this and it is impossible to uninstall, delete or purge the program files from the System once it is installed. Some people have tried to install Girlfriend or Wife but have ended up with even more problems. (See manual under Alimony/Child Support and Solicitors’ Fees).

    Having Wife installed, I recommend you keep it Installed and deal with the difficulties as best as you can. When any faults or problems occur, whatever you think has caused them, you must run the……… C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE Program and avoid attempting to use the *Esc-Key for it will freeze the entire system. It may be necessary to run C:\ APOLOGIZE\ FORGIVE ME.EXE a number of times, and eventually hope that the operating system will return to normal. Wife, although a very high maintenance programme, can be very rewarding.

    To get the most out of it, consider buying additional Software such as “Flowers
    ″ and “Chocolates ″ or “HUGS\ KISSES ″ or “TENDERNESS\ UNDERSTANDING ″ or even Eating out without the Kids ″ (if Child processing has already started). DO NOT under any circumstances install “Secretary, girl friends and house girl” (Short Skirt Version) or “One Nightstand ″ (Any Mood Version), as this is not a supported Application for Wife and the system will almost certainly CRASH.
     
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    mzalendofungo Member

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    you did a very good job really. The same message would be brought to Jf viewers via other means and it wouldn't impress majority as it does. This is the power of intellectual property, that lets use various approaches to deliver the same message to all sociaty in a fantastic way. I appreciate your creativity and offcouse the message within it, which is very true and if we want to ensure harmony and stability within our families, MUST respect the "power of marriage software".
     
  3. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    Thanks, cheers........
     
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    obsesd JF-Expert Member

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    dis z cul..... big up!
     
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    asmara Member

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    the program can be uninstalled by what was written as death program .
     
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