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Marriage is not a word - it is a sentence

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Kimbweka, Oct 8, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Hii nimeibamba mahali nimecheka sanaaa nikaona tusheee kidogo hapa

    Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join
     
  2. Nchi Kavu

    Nchi Kavu JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli. Sentence ni hukumu (pamoja na kwamba hukumaanisha hivyo).
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    Life sentence hehehee
     
  4. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    :bump2::bump2:After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her - and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him
     
  5. Fixed Point

    Fixed Point JF Bronze Member

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    mhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
     
  6. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Du..hii ni kali!
    Watu wengi wanaweza kujaribu kubisha hili, lakini ukweli unabaki palepale, kuwa heshima ndani ya ndoa isipopangiwa mikakati ya uhakika kuilinda, itaporomoka kwa kasi ya supersonic!..Matokeo yake sentensi ya hapo kwenye RED inaanza kuapply taratibu!
     
  7. Mpambalyoto

    Mpambalyoto JF-Expert Member

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    I think, marriage is a calamity which a humanbeing solemnly decided to fabricate
     
  8. drphone

    drphone JF-Expert Member

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    imetulia hiyo aipingiki
     
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