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MAONI YAKO NI YA MHIMU SANA HAPA, USIPITE BUREBURE!!@bamka!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by bampami, Jul 19, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    "Unaitajika ushauri wako katika hili mwanajf:


    katika familia moja iliyodumu
    kwa muda mrefu pasipo
    mtoto,wakiangahika huku na kule ili wajue nini na nani ni chanzo.

    Na baadaye madaktari bingwa
    wakagundua kuwa baba ndiye
    mgumba.

    Ikatokea kheri siku moja mama akashika mimba. Katika
    kujifungua inabid apone
    mmoja kat ya mama au
    mtoto.

    Ungekuwa ni wewe umealikwa/umeombwa utoe Ushauri daktari, ungemshauri
    amuokoe nani kati ya mama na mtoto?".
     
  2. Iselamagazi

    Iselamagazi JF-Expert Member

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    Hata mtoto wa primary anaweza kujibu hili!
     
  3. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Nimemfowadia Matesha wangu, akijibu ntamletea mtoa mada. Kwahiyo Sredi Klozd, siyo?
     
  4. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha iselamagazi genious wangu mbona nawe umejibu.
     
  5. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaa! ofkoz mama aokolewe! lol!
     
  6. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    jibu ni simpo tu.

     
  7. Asprin

    Asprin JF-Expert Member

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    Jibu simple kama kusubiria mshahara?

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  8. d

    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    amina faza. Swali gani cjui hili
     
  9. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Hata na mie japo sina uzoefu , lakini jibu nnalo.
     
  10. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    kaburu hajakuwahishia tena kama mwezi uliopita mkuu?

     
  11. Meritta

    Meritta JF-Expert Member

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    hapo jibu ni.........
     
  12. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    ni.............................
     
  13. Madame B

    Madame B JF-Expert Member

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    Bora afe mama,
    ili nimuoe yule nyumba ndogo Amina wa Buguruni.
    Yeye atamlea mwanangu.
    :lol::lol::lol::lol:

    Maana Shati lililotoboka ndio dekio jipya
     
  14. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Umepataaa!
    Makofi kwake tafadhali!
     
  15. CUTE

    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    yani hata ukimshwa usingizini unajibu fasta tu kua ni ..............teh teh teh!
     
  16. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    CUTE nimekumiss, niko radhi kuharibu saum yangu kwa ajili yako, si unajua mambo ya nzi kufia kidondani?
     
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  17. T

    The Infamous JF-Expert Member

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    naona watu mnazunguka mbuyu tu, chezea kifo wewe...
     
  18. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto!
     
  19. Remmy

    Remmy JF-Expert Member

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    itategemea na wakati huo utakaponifika. Kwa sasa siwezi jibu. Ila moja ni kuwa kama baba kagundulika ana tatizo basi huyo dogo sie kabisa nachinjia mbali toto. Nabaki na mke wangu tunakula raha mtoto majaliwa.
     
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