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Management Lesson

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Babu Swahili, Aug 1, 2009.

  1. B

    Babu Swahili Member

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    Johnny wanted to have sex with Sophia in his office, but she belonged to someone else...

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    One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, 'I'll give you a £100 if you let me make love 2 you. But the girl said 'NO'.

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    Johnny said, 'I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.'

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    She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

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    Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down.'

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    So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

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    Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

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    She responded, 'The bastard used coins!'

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    Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and running into the risk of getting screwed!

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  2. Buchanan

    Buchanan JF Diamond Member

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    It is morally wrong and has a remote relationship with management!
     
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