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Madesa mengine nayo mhhhh!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by WomanOfSubstance, Mar 24, 2010.

  1. WomanOfSubstance

    WomanOfSubstance JF-Expert Member

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    One young man went for an IAS Interview.

    "When did India get independence? " He was asked.

    "The efforts began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947" He replied.

    "Who was responsible for our independence? "

    "There were so many. Whom to mention? If I name one, it will be a injustice to another. " He replied.

    "Is corruption the number one enemy in our country?"

    "Some research is going on the subject and I can answer with certainly only after seeing the report" He replied.

    The interview board was very pleased with his original and thoughtful answers and asked him not to reveal the questions to others, since they were planning to ask the same questions.

    When he went out naturally others were curious to know what was asked. He politely declined, but one persistent Santa would not leave him. "At least tell me the answers" he pleaded, and our friend obliged.

    Then it was the turn of this Santa. When he went inside, since his resume was slightly illegible, the board member asked him." By the way, what is your date of birth?"

    He replied, " The effort began a few years earlier and final result was in 1947."

    Somewhat puzzled, they asked another clarification. "What is your fathers name?"

    He replied, "There were so many. Whom to mention". If I name one, it will be injustice to another".

    The interviewer was incensed.

    " Hey! Are you mad or what?"

    He replied. "Some research is going on the subject. I can answer with certainty only after seeing the report ."
     
  2. Lukolo

    Lukolo JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh, mbona haya yapo sana tu, mtu anadesa hadi jina. Lakini kwa hiyo ya interview inaonekana huyo si tu alidesa bali alikuwa hata hajui lugha.
     
  3. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Yea its very true jamaa alikuwa hayupo kwenye either concentration ya swali au lugha ilikuwa kama kule alikopita TipTip!!
     
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    BAK JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahah..LOL! Jirani that was a very good one...Thank you! :)
     
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    Akili Kichwani JF-Expert Member

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    hahahah............. WOS umenivunja mabvu zangu..............
     
  6. Tripo9

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    Lakin @ least majibu ya mdesaji yanaendana na maswali. I mean @ least. Haya deviate saana
     
  7. Ngambo Ngali

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    you've made my day
     
  8. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha kweli kuna watu wanadesa mpaka majini ..inachekesha
     
  9. Soulbrother

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    hii kali, yaani sina mbavu
     
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    Felixonfellix JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali
     
  11. PJ

    PJ JF-Expert Member

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    Sina mbavu
     
  12. Ndibalema

    Ndibalema JF-Expert Member

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    You just made my day Switheart.
     
  13. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahahahaaaah du hii kali.
     
  14. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaha dah jamaa alimeza kila kitu hahahaha mpaka nukta.
     
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    Nasolwa JF-Expert Member

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    Ahsante sana mama kwa joke hii
     
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    Elson Makaye Member

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    Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!! yaani nimecheka peke yangu.
     
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    Ukiona mtu anatembea uchi hamna haja ya kumpima akili.
    Kazi kwetu



     
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    indigwe Member

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    huyo kazidisha utazani mwanafunzi aliyepata feki ye hajali kusomna mwaswali anachojali ni kukopi na kupest
     
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