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Madenti Vs Mwalimu

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Apr 12, 2012.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

    Mohammed Shossi Verified User

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    Madenti 5 chuo kikuu kimoja hapa nchini walikuwa wanatakiwa wafanye mtihani siku inayofuata. Bahati mbaya wakanywa pombe mpaka mida mibaya na hivyo wasingeweza kufanya mtihani kesho yake. Wakatunga uongo wa kwenda kumdanganya mwalimu wa somo husika kwamba walikuwa kwenye harusi na wakati wanarudi gari yao ikapata pancha na wakavamiwa na vibaka na kuibiwa pamoja na kupigwa. Yule Lecture alikubali na akawapa siku tatu za kujiweka sawa na kujiandaa na special exam. Siku ya mtihani wa Special yule Lecture aliwapa mtihani na aliwasimamia mwenyewe.

    Mwongozo wa mtihani ulikuwa kama ifuatavyo:
    1. Mtihani huu ni kwa wanafunzi watano.
    2. Majibu yao lazima yawe sawa na yakiwa tofauti wote wanapata ziro na wanafeli.
    3. Mtihani huu una maswali matano na yote lazima yajibiwe.

    Maswali ya mtihani yalikuwa hivi:
    1. Harusi ilifanyika katika ukumbi gani?
    2. Gari mliomtumia mpaka mkapata pancha inaitwaje?
    3. Ajali imetokea eneo gani? 4.Nani alikuwa dereva?
    5. Tairi ipi ilipata pancha,ya mbele au ya nyuma?

    NAWATAKIA MTIHANI MWEMA!Mwalim
     
  2. Mromboo

    Mromboo JF-Expert Member

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    hapa si Korogwe.Nenda Willy Gk au Baclays Ukawape huo oungo.Mpe Hi Scud
     
  3. Kipstech

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    Ukora haufai.
     
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    DOSMAN Member

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    haooooh!!wameumbuka!!dah
     
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    noma aisee
     
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    Most common at here JF
     
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    Kidhungu jamani!
     
  8. Gabmanu

    Gabmanu Senior Member

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    Njia ya mwongo ni fupi.
     
  9. Mohammed Shossi

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    Khaswaaaaaaaaaaa
     
  10. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    teheteheteheteheeeeeeee aiseeeeeeeeeee hii ni bab kubwa
     
  11. Ta Muganyizi

    Ta Muganyizi JF Gold Member

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    JF "Where we dare to talk openly, hidden"
     
  12. Negrodemus

    Negrodemus JF Gold Member

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    Sipendi haya majibu na kienglish chako cha ugoko.
     
  13. Kichwa Ngumu

    Kichwa Ngumu JF-Expert Member

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    mtihani ulikuwa kwa 100% kama wasingemdanganya mwalimu. uongo ni noma
     
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    aisee, ntakuwa mgeni wa nani sasa. Balaa sana yani.
     
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    Ha! ha ha ha! Hapo ni noma wajibu au wakose kujibu ni sufuri wote !
     
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