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Looking at things with different thoughts

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    1) Two friends were discussing popular family
    trends on sex, marriage, and family values.
    Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before
    we got married, did you?'
    Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was your
    wife's maiden name?'
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    2) A little boy went up to his father and
    asked: 'Dad, where did my intelligence come
    from?'
    The father replied. 'Well, son, you must have
    got it from your mother, 'cause I still have
    mine.'
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    3) 'Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very
    carefully,' the divorce Court
    Judge said, 'And I've decided to give your
    wife $775 a week,'
    'That's very fair, your honor,' the husband
    said. 'And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself.'
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    4) A doctor examining a woman who had been
    rushed to the Emergency Room took the husband
    aside, and said, 'I don't like the looks of
    your wife at all.'
    'Me neither doc,' said the husband. 'But she's
    a great cook and really good
    with the kids.'
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    5) An old man goes to the sorcerer to ask him
    if he can remove a curse he has been living
    with for the last 40 years.
    The sorcerer says, 'Maybe, but you will have to
    tell me the exact words that
    were used to put the curse on you.'
    The old man says without hesitation, 'I now
    pronounce you man and wife.'
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    6) Two Mexican detectives were investigating
    the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
    'How was he killed?' asked one detective.
    'With a golf gun,' the other detective replied.
    'A golf gun! What is a golf gun?'
    'I don't know. But it sure made a hole in
    Juan.'
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    7) Moe: 'My wife got me to believe in religion.'
    Joe: 'Really?'
    Moe: 'Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in Hell.'
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    8) The graveside service just barely finished,
    when there was a massive clap of thunder,
    followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning,
    accompanied by even more thunder rumbling in the distance...
    The little old widower looked at the pastor and
    calmly said, 'Well, she has reached there!'
     
  2. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    I see, this is real looking things with different thoughts!
    I've enjoyed a lot...
     
  3. Mr.Professional

    Mr.Professional JF-Expert Member

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    Namba 5 nimeipenda zaidi nami itabidi nitafute mtaalamu wa kuniondolea naona inanichosha.
     
  4. WISDOM SEEDS

    WISDOM SEEDS JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi utajisikiaje pindi ukigundua kuwa hata mkeo naye anafikiria hivyo?
     
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