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Legal & Logical

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kaka Mkubwa, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Kaka Mkubwa

    Kaka Mkubwa Senior Member

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    After having failed his exam in 'Logistics and Organization', Danny
    goes and confronts his lecturer about it.

    Danny: Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?

    Professor: Surely I must, otherwise I would not be a professor!

    Danny: Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can
    give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you
    however do not know the answer, I want you give me an 'A' for the exam.

    Professor: Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?

    Danny: What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and
    neither logical nor legal?

    Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give
    Danny an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an 'A', as
    agreed.

    Still puzzled, the professor later calls on his best student in his
    class, Sihle, and asks him the same question.

    Sihle immediately answers, 'Sir, you see, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an 'A', although he really should have failed, is neither legal nor logical.' The professor fainted.

    Wishing you a nice day ahead....
     
  2. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu hii imetulia....
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    teh! teh! prof ata-reverse marks!!!
     
  4. DMussa

    DMussa JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha haaa ..... uko juu mkuu....
    Good day to u too..........
     
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