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Laughter series

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Feb 26, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    Hypocrisy is the greatest vice on earth.

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    Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?



    A: Both keep searching for new holes.





    Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?



    A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-days and if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.





    Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?



    A: When the baby looks like his dad or mom, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, then it is sociology.



    Q: What's the height of recycling?



    A: Sending a sanitary napkin for dry cleaning.





    Q: Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?



    A: Lady: Doctor, I thought you said 3 males a day.





    Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?!!!!!!!!!!!!



    A: The boy friend's hand.





    Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked "Why"?



    A: The animals told him. Your tail is in front".



    OOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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