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Laughter series: who is who?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Jul 31, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and later he listened to her prayer which she ended by saying:

    "God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and good-bye Grandpa."


    The father asked, "Why did you say good-bye grandpa?"

    The little girl said, "I don't know daddy, it just seemed like the thing to say."

    The next day grandpa died.


    The father thought it was a strange coincidence.

    A few months later the father put the girl to bed and listened to her prayers which went like this:

    "God bless Mommy, God Bless Daddy and Good-bye Grandma."

    The next day the grandmother died.

    "Oh my gosh" thought the father, "this kid is in contact with the other side."

    Several weeks later when the girl was going to bed the dad heard her say:
    "God bless Mommy and good-bye Daddy."

    He practically went into shock. He couldn't sleep all night and got up at the crack of dawn to go to his office.

    He was nervous as a cat all day, had lunch sent in and watched the clock.

    He figured if he could get by until midnight he would be okay.

    He felt safe in the office, so instead of going home at the end of the day he stayed there, drinking coffee, looking at his watch and jumping at every sound. Finally midnight arrived; he breathed a sigh of relief and went home....

    When he got home his wife asked, "I've never seen you work so late, what's the matter?"


    He said, "I don't want to talk about it, I've just spent the worst day of my life."

    She replied, "You think you had a bad day, you'll never believe what happened to me. This morning the gardener dropped dead in our backyard while I was watching!"
     
  2. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Duh.....This is really 'bad news'!
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

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    duh jamaa sijui aliweza kufumbua hilo fumbo au laa.........
     
  4. Mateso

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    Ndo faida za kuwa na mashamba boy wakati nyinyi mnaumia ofisini na baadaye kilauri kwa wingi. Fukuzeni mashamba boy wote nyumbani kwenu. Je hebu tujiulize ingekuwa wewe ungefanyaje? Wadau tuchangie hapo.
     
  5. Kwetunikwetu

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    Unajua jamaa aki-connect dots then afumbuka macho kuwa mtoto si wake! Kikubwa cha kufanya hakuna, manake mhusika mkuu ndo ashafariki. Mtoto hana hatia kwa vile huo mchezo wote yeye hahusiki, tena inabidi umshukuru kimoyomoyo kwa kukufumbua macho. Watu wengi wamelea yatima au hata wasio yatima, kwa hivyo kwa wewe kuendelea kulea mtoto huyo sio jambo baya, unaongeza baraka!

    Mimi binafsi ningeamua kunyoa ila kimya kimya ie kumtema lakini kimkakati. Kwanza nisingeonesha kuwa nimeshtuka wala nisingeibua hoja zozote kuhusu hili jambo. Ingenichukua takribani three years ningekuwa nimeanzisha contingency plan, kusettle issue zote in case of divorce. Then, siku nikimpiga chini anakuwa hana pa kushika. Lakini ukikurupuka utajuta
     
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