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Laughter series: Pastor in neighbourhood Pub

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Jul 9, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A male pastor walked into a neighborhood pub to use the toilet. The place was hopping with music and dancing, until people saw the pastor. As the room quieted down he walked up to the bartender, and asked,[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot] "May I please use the toilet?"[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]The bartender replied, "I really don't think you should."[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]"Why not?" the pastor asked. "I really need to use the toilet!"[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]"Well, I don't think you should. There is a statue of a naked woman in there -- and she's only covered by a fig leaf!"[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]"Nonsense," said the pastor, "I'll look the other way!"[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]So, the bartender showed the clergyman the door at the top of the stairs, and he proceeded to the toilet.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]After a few minutes, he came back out, and the whole place was hopping with music and dancing again! He went to the bartender and said,
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    [FONT=&quot]"Sir, I don't understand. When I came in here, the place was hopping with music and dancing. Then the room became absolutely quiet. I went to the toilet, and now the place is hopping again."[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]"Well, now you're one of us!" said the bartender. "Would you like a drink too?"[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]"But, I still don't understand," said the puzzled pastor.[/FONT]
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    [FONT=&quot]"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time the fig leaf is lifted on the statue, a bell behind the bar rings five times. Now, how about a drink?"[/FONT]
     
  2. Kaizer

    Kaizer JF-Expert Member

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    Hahaha kumbe mchungaji alochungulia masikini! hapo kapatikana!
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

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    Pastor anazuga, kumbe nae wale wale tu.....
     
  4. MwanajamiiOne

    MwanajamiiOne Platinum Member

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    Alipiga chabo?
     
  5. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaa... baa ya machizi... ati ukinyanyua leaf kengele zalia ... yep, kapiga chabo
     
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