Kwetunikwetu
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- Dec 23, 2007
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Blonde jokes
Two blondes were sitting on an outside bench at night. One asked the other, "What is closer, the moon or Florida?" The other replied, "Well, duh! Can you see Florida from here?"
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One day, a blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching.
Five minutes later, she checked it again. This happened all through the day until the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was:
"My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
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Two blondes were sitting on an outside bench at night. One asked the other, "What is closer, the moon or Florida?" The other replied, "Well, duh! Can you see Florida from here?"
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One day, a blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching.
Five minutes later, she checked it again. This happened all through the day until the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was:
"My computer keeps telling me I have mail!"
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