Kwetunikwetu
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- Dec 23, 2007
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A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
making love to a very attractive young woman.. The woman was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
want a divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute
love, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she
sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones
you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..."
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said :
"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
making love to a very attractive young woman.. The woman was VERY upset!
"You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
want a divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute
love, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she
sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And he began:
"Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones
you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I
noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..."
He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned
to me with tears in her eyes and said :
"Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
