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Laughter series: Appreciate what you have..!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kwetunikwetu, Sep 22, 2009.

  1. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    A woman came home early and found her husband in their bedroom
    making love to a very attractive young woman.. The woman was VERY upset!
    "You are a disrespectful pig!" she cried. "How dare you do this to me
    a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I
    want a divorce straight away!" And he replied: "Hang on just a minute
    love, so at least I can tell you what happened" "Fine, go ahead", she
    sobbed," but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"

    And he began:
    "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady
    here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless
    that I took pity on her and let her into the car. I noticed that she was
    very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't
    eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and
    warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones
    you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
    The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good
    clean-up I suggested a shower and while she was doing that I
    noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away.

    Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you
    have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too
    tight. I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present,
    which you don't wear because I don't have good taste. I found the sexy
    blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to
    annoy her and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive
    boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair like them..."

    He took a quick breath and continued: "She was so grateful for my
    understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned
    to me with tears in her eyes and said :

    "Please........do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
     
  2. eRRy

    eRRy JF-Expert Member

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    nimecheka hadi mwisho!
     
  3. Kwetunikwetu

    Kwetunikwetu JF-Expert Member

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    ee bana JF ni mahali pa burudani pia...!Jiachie mbavu zako
     
  4. DMussa

    DMussa JF-Expert Member

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    kimeo..... duh...
    sipati picha kichapo alichokipata jamaa baada ya kumaliza maelezo... battered!!!

    Inachekesha mno.....made my day!
     
  5. Soulbrother

    Soulbrother JF-Expert Member

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    neno mpya la leo... "Mbavu buster"
     
  6. Kwetunikwetu

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    tehe tehe....taratibu mkuu
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo mama alikuwa hatumii bakora? hahaha!
     
  8. Kwetunikwetu

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    si unajua tena aliishaizoea......akawa anaipuuza!
     
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