Ladies: 12 reasons why you should date/love a 'Doctor'!

[Mr Rocky]

yaaaa nitarudi lakini watu wanaliiiiiiiiiiiiiia

hao wanaowafanya walie sio wanasheria halisi maana unaona hapo kabisa We never cheat na nikikupania nakupata

 

[Mr Rocky]

inaaminika kuwa lawyer wengi ni 'so bad in bed'
kwa kuwa wanajiona wanajua kila kitu....
yaani kuna mpaka jokes nyingi kuhusu lawyer na hilo jambo...lol

Hilo la bed mkuu ni siri yao ila hayo mengine yanakubalika
Hilo la bed ni kwa kila fani wanasema isipokuwa tuu msukuma mkkoteni huyo hana utani

 

[The Finest]

Na hapa ni kwa wanasheria ni lazima uwakubali tuu lol


1) We are VERY good with our tongues
2) We LOVE dressing up
3) We will protect you (even if you're wrong)
... 4) We are ****ing minted
5) Our profession requires us to be on the job for up to 3 weeks!!!
6) With our degree, we can get into almost every position
7) We never cheat
8) Whatever the situation, WE CAN GET YOU OFF (that is how we are )

Hahaha!! Umenikumbusha kuna lawyer alikuwa alikuwa anataka kufungua kampuni ya IT, he called me for an advice so nikamuuliza are you going to be a lawyer for your own company akasema no i will hire one nilicheka sana

 

[Smile]

hahaha!! Umenikumbusha kuna lawyer alikuwa alikuwa anataka kufungua kampuni ya it, he called me for an advice so nikamuuliza are you going to be a lawyer for your own company akasema no i will hire one nilicheka sana

makauzu kweli kweli bana loh?

 

[Mr Rocky]

Hahaha!! Umenikumbusha kuna lawyer alikuwa alikuwa anataka kufungua kampuni ya IT, he called me for an advice so nikamuuliza are you going to be a lawyer for your own company akasema no i will hire one nilicheka sana

huyo hana maana kabisa
Ila haimsumbui he can be a director and the same time a company secretary japo hairuhusiwi

 

[Ave Ave Maria]

hao wanaowafanya walie sio wanasheria halisi maana unaona hapo kabisa We never cheat na nikikupania nakupata

Kila saa mpo bize tu na mapenal code mkononi hata mkikumbatiwa hamtaki eti mtachafua suti zenu na hayo mashati yenu meupe!! Lol........nawaaminia kwa kuchimba mkwaraaaa!!

 

[Smile]

kila saa mpo bize tu na mapenal code mkononi hata mkikumbatiwa hamtaki eti mtachafua suti zenu na hayo mashati yenu meupe!! Lol........nawaaminia kwa kuchimba mkwaraaaa!!

ulshaona eeeh bize 24hrs loh?

 

[Husninyo]

Hata wewe Husninyo? Duuh...nimeanza kushtukia kwa nini vibuti vilikuwa vingi, kumbe PM zangu nilikuwa nazituma kusiko!

mi nina wivu sana bora nimdate kloro muuza mitumba.

 

[The Finest]

mi nina wivu sana bora nimdate kloro muuza mitumba.

Kloro ni muuza urembo kakudanganya

 

[Husninyo]

Kloro ni muuza urembo kakudanganya

unamvunjia kloro heshima, mwenzio mitumba anaifata mwenyewe china.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

unamvunjia kloro heshima, mwenzio mitumba anaifata mwenyewe china.

Silly smurf.

 

[Husninyo]

Silly smurf.

we nyani mtuuuuuu..

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

we nyani mtuuuuuu..

Hebu njoo hapa uonje hii unambie ladha yake.

 

[Husninyo]

Hebu njoo hapa uonje hii unambie ladha yake.

khaaa,hii thread ikihamishwiwa jukwaa la chatu dume nakupa ban.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

khaaa,hii thread ikihamishwiwa jukwaa la chatu dume nakupa ban.

Baada ya kuonja hebu nambie sasa...tamu? chungu? chachu?

 

[Husninyo]

Baada ya kuonja hebu nambie sasa...tamu? chungu? chachu?

sisemi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

sisemi

Al jununi fununi

 

[Husninyo]

Al jununi fununi

maana yake uwendawazimu una aina nyingi

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

maana yake uwendawazimu una aina nyingi

Muone kwanza...shepu kama kabati!

 

[Husninyo]

Muone kwanza...shepu kama kabati!

ungekuwa na shape kama yangu si ungeringa.hahahahahahahaha