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Labour Pains ( UCHUNGU WA KUJIFUNGUA)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wilbert1974, Feb 26, 2012.

  1. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the father.

    He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favour of it. The doctor set the pain transfer dial to 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

    But as the labour progressed, the husband felt fine and asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20% pain transfer. The husband was still feeling fine.

    The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and was amazed at how well he was doing. At this point they decided to try for 50%.

    The husband continued to feel quite well. Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, the husband encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

    The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

    She and her husband were joyful.
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    NIILETE MACHINE HII HAPO BONGO…. ?[FONT=&quot][/FONT]:A S embarassed:
     
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    Ziltan JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona hujamalizia?
     
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    Laana zetu tofauti bana ya kike haiapply kwa mwanaume, atazaa kwa uchungu, sisi ni "tutakula kwa jasho" period!
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    The man wasn't baby's biological father! this might be moral of the story
     
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    masikhara hayo
     
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    Hadithi hii inatufundisha nini
     
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    Nimepunguza ukali wa maneno...
     
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    Hujamalizia. Waliporudi nyumbani walmkuta mlinzi yuko hoi kwa uchungu......!
     
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    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Uko sawa kabisa... ndio maana kila wakati DR alipokuwa anahamisha Uchungu mme halisi alikuwa hasikii kitu, kumbe ulikuwa unaenda moja kwa moja kwa mlinzi (mgoni wake)! Naona huu mtambo ni Mzuri sana kuhakisha kama mimba ni za kwetu au tunaingizwa mjini...
     
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