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Kumbe ni Malaika

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Katavi, Oct 8, 2011.

  1. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Mtoto mdogo wa kiume kamsimulia mamaye: Mama, unafahamu kuwa dada(house girl) kumbe ni malaika? MAMA: kwa nini unasema hivyo? MTOTO: nilimwona akiwa u.c.h.i mikono ameshika ukutani akisema "mungu wangu nakuja, nakuja, nakuja" kama baba asingekuwa amemshikilia kwa nguvu kwa nyuma angeweza kupaa juu mbinguni!
     
  2. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Tobaa! We katavi...
     
  3. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha...
     
  4. mikatabafeki

    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    huh..................ah haaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,u med my day,hebu nlale ssa
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa..!!!
     
  6. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    kwi kwi kwi kwiiii, mtoto kaharibu chakula ya baba tayari
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaah!! Vipi....???
     
  8. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    hahahahahah lol..
    Ni ajabu jinsi watoto wanavyofikiri...
     
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    BatteryLow JF-Expert Member

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    wewe dada kimbia mama anakuja
     
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    mutabutu Member

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    huyo mtoto ni wa wakati wa kikwete au nyerere maana watoto wengine nuksi ile mbaya.......mambo gan sasa hayo hata hachuni
     
  11. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    khaaa...nimeipenda hii
     
  12. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hajui nini kilichokuwa kinaendelea.
     
  13. Ibrahimovic

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    "kama baba asingekuwa amemshikilia kwa nguvu kwa nyuma angeweza kupaa juu mbinguni" hahahaaaaaaaa... Lol! What an angel.. Mama lazima alizimia bila shaka..
     
  14. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Katavi ebu ni-PM unieleze vizuri habari za Malaika
     
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    kidjula Member

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    duuu, hiyo kali sana!!!
     
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    Du, hii ni kali ya mwaka
     
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    MAMENGAZI JF-Expert Member

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    uuiii huyu mtoto angeweza kumrudisha mama yake mbiguni eeeh!!!
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Ka TV we mkali
     
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