Kuangalia mpira na wanawake ni shiiidah

[Maranzana]

MKE NA MUME WAKIANGALIA MECHI YA ARSENAL NA CHELSEA:
WIFE: Baby, yule ni nani? Ni Chris
Brown??
HUSBAND: Yule ni Theo Walcott
WIFE: ile Yellow Card ni ya nini?
HUSBAND: ile ni ya Onyo, na Red Card
inamaanisha mchezaji atoke inje ya uwanja.
WIFE: Oooooh! Inakaa kama traffic light!
Yellow- Ilani na Red - Simama
HUSBAND: Yeah yeah swity! Ndio hivyo.
WIFE: Na je Green Card??
HUSBAND: Aaaah! Hiyo haipo.
WIFE: Nataka Arsenal ishinde world cup.
HUSBAND: [kimya]
WIFE: Ni nani yule mzee anafanana na
Mr. Bean??
HUSBAND: Yeees swity, yule ni kocha wa
Arsenal, anaitwa Arsene Wenger.
WIFE: Oooooh! inamaanisha yule kocha
mwengine ni Chelsea Wenger??
HUSBAND: [Kabadilisha channel]

 

[bango]

hahahaaaaaa

 

[Zamiluni Zamiluni]

Nimecheka sana !! Maranzana

 

[Maranzana]

Nimecheka sana !! Maranzana

Ni sheeeedah!

 

[Zamiluni Zamiluni]

Ni sheeeedah!

Sasa wewe maranzy eee hapo juu kwenye avtr. yako huyo MamMkubwa alikuwa akikusearchi au alikukwida? naona umenyosha mikono juu ?? aiseee...

 

[TUMBOO]

Hahahaha nikiingia jf sikosi kucheka

 

[Maranzana]

Sasa wewe maranzy eee hapo juu kwenye avtr. yako huyo MamMkubwa alikuwa akikusearchi au alikukwida? naona umenyosha mikono juu ?? aiseee...

Ananizuia nisiende baa kuangalia mpira

 

[sembo]

Umenikumbusha lile tangazo la Coca Cola katika World Cup

Binti: We Won!! We Won!! We Won!!
Njemba: But it's only half time?!
Binti: Ooooooh.. [huku akiona aibu kinoma noma]

 

[Maranzana]

Umenikumbusha lile tangazo la Coca Cola katika World Cup

Binti: We Won!! We Won!! We Won!!
Njemba: But it's only half time?!
Binti: Ooooooh.. [huku akiona aibu kinoma noma]

Alafu wale wengine wanashangilia six pack badala ya mpira

 

[specialist88]

Nimecheka

 

[Kigogo]

Yaaani nimechekaaaaa..hasa hiyo ya kufanana na mr bean..hahahaa mazafantaaaaa kweli huyo waifu

 

[sembo]

Alafu wale wengine wanashangilia six pack badala ya mpira

Hahaha..

 

[Van gaal]

Hahaha

 

[Daniel Mwinula]

Duh, atlast nimecheka


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[Che Guevara]

Alafu wale wengine wanashangilia six pack badala ya mpira

Umelenga penyewe mkuu, kama wanaume kuhudhuria Netiboli pale Railway Gerezani.

 

[everlenk]

Hahahaha!! Hii kali siyo wote wengine ndo tunawafundisha wanaume mpira....Btw ngoja niwaite wenye timu yao watie neno BAK utafiti adolay Wacha1 na wengine njooni muone huku watu wana utani na Wenger wenu....

 

[utafiti]

Hahahaha!! Hii kali siyo wote wengine ndo tunawafundisha wanaume mpira....Btw ngoja niwaite wenye timu yao watie neno BAK utafiti adolay Wacha1 na wengine njooni muone huku watu wana utani na Wenger wenu....

Haha everlenk watu wa man u utawajua tu, wanamfanya Wenger kama babu yao

 

[Raynavero]

hahaaaauaaaaa
dah wenger wangu mnamuita mr.bean?

 

[adolay]

Hili pambio la watan wetu, wanazidi kutubambikia udhaifu mpaka kwenye manyumba yetu.

everlenk Asernal tuko wavumilivu kama watanzania wanavyoivumilia ccm na mafisadi wake.

 

[everlenk]

Haha everlenk watu wa man u utawajua tu, wanamfanya Wenger kama babu yao

Hehehehe!! Yamekuwa hayo tena!? Ngoja nimuulize Maranzanana eti wewe timu gani vile?