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Kizazi cha jakaya!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Nov 15, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto mmoja alipewa sarafu mbili za shilingi 200 kila moja.Akaambiwa moja ni ya sadaka na nyingine ni ya Ice cream.Katika michezo yake njiani akadondosha sarafu moja katika sehemu ambayo hawezi kuitoa kirahisi.Akaendelea na safari huku akisema;Mungu nisamehe bure,nimedondosha sarafu yako ya sadaka,nimebaki na sarafu yangu ya Ice-cream.>>>>>>Mtoto mwingine alichelewa kufika shule.Mwalimu akamwuliza kwanini amechelewa,Mwanafunzi akajibu:Kuna jamaa alidondosha noti ya sh.5000. MWALIMU:Kwa hiyo ukaendelea kumsaidia kuitafuta. MWANAFUNZI:Hapana,niliikanyagia kwa kiatu mpaka akaondoka.>>>>>>>>>:ZERO:Hawa majirani zetu masikini sana. TINA:Kwa nini?. ZERO:Jana nimemshuhudia yule mama akimpiga bakora mwanae eti kisa kameza sarafu ya sh.100 tu!
     
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    mageuzi1992 JF-Expert Member

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    hA hA HAAA KWELI CHAI YA ASUBUI
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    The teh teh.....
     
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    Obinna Senior Member

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    Got breakfast yet! napita tu.
     
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    chitambikwa JF-Expert Member

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    ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, nimefurahi sana
     
  6. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Kizazi cha dot com hicho, Ice cream muhimu kuliko kutoa sadaka! Ama kweli tunaangamia.
     
  7. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ntarudi baadae
     
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    AMINATA 9 JF-Expert Member

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    hhahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa huyo dent noma duh!
     
  9. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Ziko poa sana!
     
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    BABAAKE New Member

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    Wacha brather kweli ni jakaya generation.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa !
     
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    Possibles JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu unatuongezea siku za kuishi
     
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    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    huyo aliyekanyaga pesa ni soo, lol...!
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Ziko poa
     
  15. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Hizo ndo zilikuwa zako mkuu,au unabisha?
     
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