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Kind lawyer

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Novatus, Mar 5, 2011.

  1. Novatus

    Novatus JF-Expert Member

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    One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his Lexus car when he saw two men along roadside eating grass.
    Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?"
    "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you",the lawyer said.
    "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me.
    They are over there, under that tree". "Bring them along," the
    lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
    The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife
    and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
    They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large
    as the Limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to thelawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
    The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place; the grass is almost 1 metre high!"*
    When you hire people who are smarter than you , you prove you are smarter than them.
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    Bajabiri JF-Expert Member

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    mh,hahahahahahah,hzo dhihaka
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    Joseph JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha!Nahisi walichoka kusikia hivyo
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    There is no smartness in this. It's mere a mockery.
  5. Matti

    Matti Member

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    hii kali! asante sana.
    nadhani hawakufika nyumbani, bila shaka waliomba washuke!
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    khauka Senior Member

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    he was just trying to help...
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    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    duh,kawageuza wote mbuzi