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Kill Ur Boss

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SIMBA DUME, Jul 27, 2008.

  1. SIMBA DUME

    SIMBA DUME Member

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    Jul 27, 2008
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    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you spend the majority of your time in an 8'X10' cell .
    you spend most of your time in a 6'X8' cubicle ..







    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you get three meals a day (free).
    you only get a break for one meal and probably have to pay for it yourself ..














    IN PRISON



    AT WORK

    you get time off for good behavior.

    you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.







    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you ..

    you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself .






    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you can watch TV and play games.
    you get fired for watching TV and playing games.






    IN PRISON

    AT WORK

    you get your own toilet .
    you have to share ..






    IN PRISON
    they allow your family and
    friends to visit.

    AT WORK






    you can not even speak to your family and friends.













    IN PRISON

    AT WORK



    all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

    You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.







































    Humm?

    Which Sounds Better?



    So what are you waiting for..........





    Kill your Boss.
     
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    CottonEyeJoe JF-Expert Member

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    I was tempted there for a minute until I remembered in prison I get to be somebody elses Wife, While with work I get to go home and spend time with my own wife at 5 oclock!!!!!
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    That's true don't do it. Prison wanayoongelea hapa i hope siyo Segerea wala Keko!!!
     
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    CottonEyeJoe JF-Expert Member

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    Bosi leo inabidi ashukuru sana coz I was about to go grab my 9mm and bust a cap in his ass!!!!
     
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