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Kiinglishi ni cha waingilishi wenyewe tu!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by TzPride, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. TzPride

    TzPride JF-Expert Member

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    English signs in different places

    Cocktail lounge , Norway :
    LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR.

    Doctors office, Rome :

    SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

    Dry cleaners, Bangkok :

    DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

    In a Nairobi restaurant:

    CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER.

    On the main road to Mombassa, leaving Nairobi :

    TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE.

    On a poster at Kencom:

    ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP.

    In a City restaurant:

    OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS.

    In a cemetery:

    PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

    Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:

    GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED.
    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:

    OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR.

    In a Tokyo bar:
    SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS.

    Hotel, Yugoslavia :

    THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID..
    Hotel, Japan :

    YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID.

    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:

    YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY.

    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest :

    IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE...

    Hotel, Zurich :

    BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE.

    Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand :

    WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN ASS?

    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen :

    WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS.

    A laundry in Rome :

    LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME..
     
  2. Capitano

    Capitano JF-Expert Member

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    Najuuta kufungua hii siredi maana chupuchupu nifukuzwe kazi. Yaani nimecheka mpaka boss kasikia na kaja kunionya. Nimecheka mpaka nimetoka jasho.
     
  3. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    hii imetulia aisee mi nilijua hapa bongo pekee, seven day mean monday to sunday, different sex mean man and woman......ila hapa are you an adult you can not read? hii hata bongo tusingeandika hivi.....salute mwana jf tihiiiii teheheheeee
     
  4. dizbap

    dizbap Senior Member

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    Kwanini Nimesoma hii KITU lakini?? Imeniponza kwa BOSS wangu kanikuta nacheka, ame mind sana sifanyi kazi.
     
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    dorry Senior Member

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    PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES.

    Mie nilidhani gongana ni kiswazi tu. Umenifurahisha sana.
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Ahahahahahah imetulia
     
  7. zumbemkuu

    zumbemkuu JF Bronze Member

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    loooh! teh teh teh teh! kama kiinglish chaku cha kigosi...hiii hiii hiii,,,,itabidi nicheke kiinglish. ho ho ho ho ho ho....
     
  8. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hebu kilipokosewa muandike kwa rangi nyekundu ila si wa st. Kayumba tuelewe. Vinginevyo mi naona wamepatia tu.
     
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