Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Kha! umeliwa na Bek Tatu?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ernie, Mar 1, 2011.

  1. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Aug 3, 2010
    Messages: 218
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    A husband and his wife were not on good terms. In fact, the wife was convinced that he was carrying on with the pretty housemaid, so she laid a trap.
    One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend, but didn't inform the husband. That night, when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story:
    "Excuse me, my dear, my stomach...." and disappeared towards the bathroom.
    The wife promptly dashed along the corridor, up the back stairs, into the maid's bed. She just had time to switch the lights off when in he came silently. He wasted no time or words but quickly got on top of her.
    When he was finished and still panting, the wife said, "You didn't expect to find me in this bed, did you?!" and switched the light on.

    "No madam....!" said the gardener.
     
  2. E

    Edo JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Jun 11, 2008
    Messages: 728
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 33
    Good piece!
     
  3. Manda

    Manda JF-Expert Member

    #3
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Sep 24, 2007
    Messages: 2,073
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 135
    Lol!
    Jamaa kala mzigo kilaaiiiiniiii...!
     
  4. s

    shosti JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Dec 21, 2010
    Messages: 4,960
    Likes Received: 18
    Trophy Points: 135
    uchakachuzi kwa kiwango cha juu mno hata Nec haifikii:rain:
     
  5. Dr wa ukweli

    Dr wa ukweli JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Feb 28, 2011
    Messages: 888
    Likes Received: 8
    Trophy Points: 35
    hiyo tamu sana natamani ningekuwa gardener, unampiga bosi mpipi kilainii
     
  6. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Aug 20, 2009
    Messages: 3,328
    Likes Received: 53
    Trophy Points: 0
    Baada ya hapo mama anatoka akisonya na kufunga kanga kifuani; boy anatoka akifunga zipu ya kaptura huku aakitabasamu: wanagongana na baba kwny koridor akitoka chooni!....WIVU umemtafuna mwenyewe! mwe! inakula kwake papo hapo!
     
  7. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

    #7
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Aug 31, 2009
    Messages: 37,673
    Likes Received: 2,839
    Trophy Points: 280
    Wivu mwingine bwana, mama katoa mzigo kiulainii!!
     
  8. Omukuru

    Omukuru JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Mar 1, 2011
    Joined: Nov 4, 2010
    Messages: 244
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 35
    Boomerang or sexident?
     
  9. Maria Roza

    Maria Roza JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Mar 2, 2011
    Joined: Apr 1, 2009
    Messages: 6,750
    Likes Received: 26
    Trophy Points: 145
    Hahahha hii kali akome huyo mama lol
     
  10. Q

    Qsm JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Mar 2, 2011
    Joined: Dec 11, 2008
    Messages: 368
    Likes Received: 30
    Trophy Points: 45
    Makubwa wandugu:blah:
     
  11. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Mar 2, 2011
    Joined: Aug 3, 2010
    Messages: 218
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 0
    huu ni uroho wa kina mama na kujifanya kuwa wanalinda mali zao sasa kajamaa kamekula mzigo kiulainiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
     
  12. Joseph

    Joseph JF-Expert Member

    #12
    Mar 2, 2011
    Joined: Aug 3, 2007
    Messages: 3,477
    Likes Received: 11
    Trophy Points: 135
    Nadhani baada ya hapo hakuwa na haja tena ya kumfuatilia mumewe baada ya kuliwa uroda
     
  13. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Mar 2, 2011
    Joined: Nov 1, 2009
    Messages: 1,917
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 133
    wivu mbaya jamani
     
  14. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Mar 3, 2011
    Joined: Oct 31, 2007
    Messages: 374
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Mimi ndo gardener hata kama alikuwa ananinyanyasa nina uhakika kesho ataniangalia kwa soni.
     
  15. e

    ejogo JF-Expert Member

    #15
    Mar 4, 2011
    Joined: Dec 19, 2009
    Messages: 994
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 35
    hii kali sana!
     
  16. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

    #16
    Mar 5, 2011
    Joined: Mar 12, 2009
    Messages: 10,227
    Likes Received: 67
    Trophy Points: 145
    Mh! Kali kuliko
     
  17. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

    #17
    Mar 5, 2011
    Joined: Aug 7, 2006
    Messages: 8,368
    Likes Received: 146
    Trophy Points: 160
    gadena aombe tena mzigo
     
  18. Matti

    Matti Member

    #18
    Mar 5, 2011
    Joined: Jan 24, 2011
    Messages: 95
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 15
    duh!!!
     
  19. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

    #19
    Mar 7, 2011
    Joined: Feb 14, 2008
    Messages: 7,009
    Likes Received: 864
    Trophy Points: 280
    Fundisho tosha kwa wenye wivu!
     
Loading...