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Kanunue wembe

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Boss, Jan 5, 2010.

  1. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    kuna mtoto mmoja alikuwa amepanda juu ya mti
    kuangua maembe,wakati yuko bize na maembe,huku
    chini,mchungaji akapita,akamuangalia yule mtoto.
    akaona hajavaa nguo ya ndani,akamwambia we mtoto
    hebu shuka,
    yule mtoto aliposhuka,yule mchungaji akampa mtoto shilingi
    elfu moja,akamwambia kanunue nguo ya undani uvae.

    yule mtoto akaenda kumsimulia mama yake ilivyotokea..

    mama mtu kusikia hivyo,akaona kama mtoto amepewa
    elfu moja basi ingekuwa yeye mkubwa angepewa pesa nyingi..

    kwa hiyo yule mama naye akaenda kukaa juu ya mti
    bila nguo ya ndani....
    mchungaji kupita pale kutazama juu,akamwambia yule
    mama ateremke chini,
    kufika chini yule mchungaji akampa yule mama
    shilingi mia moja...
    akamwambia hebu kanunue wembe ukanyoe......
     
  2. Pretty

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    Gosh!Its killing me softly!! Teh tehe hahahahahaha..............lol:)
     
  3. The Boss

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    upo mrembo?
     
  4. Pretty

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    Nipo tu nakula raha ya maisha!! Vp mzima wewe?
     
  5. The Boss

    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    mimi safi,nime kumiss kiaina....
    We mwaka mpya umeuona lakini?????
     
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    smp143 Member

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    hehheeh..hiyo kali ..ya kutukaribisha new year...
     
  7. Pretty

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    Hata mie nimekumiss dear.
    Mwaka mpya nimeuona, na makamuzi yanaendelea kama kawaida.
    Take care!!
     
  8. Binti Maringo

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    teh teh teh teh...hii kiboko mama kapata shilingi mia ya kunyoa ***** duuH!.
     
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    YE JF-Expert Member

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    hakusema anyoe nini?
     
  10. Bujibuji

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    Haha hahahahaa hahahahaa lazima alishtua ki joti kwanza kabla hajatoa hela ya wembe
     
  11. Mzito Kabwela

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    hahaaaaa ze Boss bana na stori zako lol!!!!!!!! thanks man!! umekamilisha jioni yangu na naondoka kwa amani
     
  13. Pape

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    hehehehehehehehehehe...​
     
  14. Sajenti

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    ..Mama alikuwa anahifadhi mazingira sio??
     
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    Kidogo chetu JF-Expert Member

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    Duu mchungaji nae kazi kuangalia juu tuu angejikwaa tehe!tehe
     
  16. American lady

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    mbona mnatoka nje ya mada?kwani hamjaonana muda gani?
     
  17. American lady

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    Bibie alifikiri mchungaji atamind sasa sipati picha color mchungaji aliyo ishuhudia huko
     
  18. The Boss

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    Mhhhhhh.......
     
  19. ngoshwe

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    Kama mama alikuwa anafuga rasta, au ana suka mitindo kama "twende kilioni, maji ya moto, kilimanjaro nk" au kama aliacha staili ya "mabutu", wembe wa nini???
     
  20. The Boss

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    nje ya mada?
    Tusisalimiane?
     
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