A plane was about to crash. A man
looked straight into his wife eye and
said. MAN: honey i ve to confess to
u dat i nailed ANITA our house help
yesternight WIFE: honey, Mine is
never an exception, the gate man
JOHN have screwed me many times.
Especially when u embarked on a
long journey. honey please forgive
me i want to go heaven. Few
minutes later the pilot announced
that "we ve detected the
technicality fault, the plane is no
more crashing, enjoy ur flight ladies
n gentle men" the man rose up and
shouted THIS PLANE MUST CRASH!
looked straight into his wife eye and
said. MAN: honey i ve to confess to
u dat i nailed ANITA our house help
yesternight WIFE: honey, Mine is
never an exception, the gate man
JOHN have screwed me many times.
Especially when u embarked on a
long journey. honey please forgive
me i want to go heaven. Few
minutes later the pilot announced
that "we ve detected the
technicality fault, the plane is no
more crashing, enjoy ur flight ladies
n gentle men" the man rose up and
shouted THIS PLANE MUST CRASH!
