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kAmA nDo uNaLAlA/uNAaMkA hEbU pItIa HaPa tUsMaIli wOtE!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bampami, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Teacher :what's wrong?
    Abeiku :eek:ur house is very
    small...me,my mum,my dad all
    sleep in the same bed.
    Every nite dad asks if i am
    sleeping i say No..! Dad then he slaps my face &
    gives
    me a black eye.!
    Teacher : tonight when your
    dad
    asks ,you have 2 keep dead quite,
    don't answer.
    The following morning
    Abeiku's
    teacher sees him with a severe
    swelling on his face. Teacher :my goodness! O! What
    happened..???
    Abeiku :dad asked me again if
    i
    was sleeping i just kept quiet
    & dead stil then my dad & my
    mum
    started moving.........
    You know mum was
    breathing
    heavily, carrying her legs up & making funny noises then my
    dad
    asked...my mum......
    Are you coming..?
    Mum :replied yes..! I am
    coming. Mum asked dad....
    Are you coming..?
    Dad :answered yes..!
    Abeiku :they do not
    usually go anywhere without
    me Oooo....!
    So i said wait for me
    i am coming too Oooo..
     
  2. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    nalala with a smilling face,you made my day
     
  3. P

    Prince Nyange Member

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    duh! kama ww ingekuwa ni mzazi ingekuwaje? teh teh teh
    Take it easy buddy.
    ha ha ha ha hahahq!
     
  4. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Manake uneza ufe hivi hivi
     
  5. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo ndipo unaona umuhimu wa kujenga nyumba kubwa
     
  6. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    siku izi wazazi mbona wameacha kulala na watoto
     
  7. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    police line chumba hugawanywa kwa pazia!
     
  8. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    ngoja upepo upulize pazia sasa.
     
  9. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    aisee!wait 4me pls!
     
  10. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    I'm coming with you!
     
  11. sakapal

    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    hihihihihihh lol! u made my lunch hahah!
     
  12. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe tehe teh teh!
     
  13. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    ha hah hah ha ha!!! That z so funy!
     
  14. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha
     
  15. Mayasa

    Mayasa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaa lol
     
  16. s

    shibo Member

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    Kama mzaz mi naon dogo mjanja na mshua ***** anamlaje mkewe na mwanae yupo hapohap,families lik thos shld stop. Fuc ur wf in the absence of ur kids.
     
  17. aminiusiamini

    aminiusiamini JF-Expert Member

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    Gosh, its a humor... Ordinary people. Huelewi hii pia. Khaa
     
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    Prince Ortega Member

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    hahahaha ur gud
     
  19. Haroun jotham

    Haroun jotham Member

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    haha ha.. Prblm ya ku2mia 1rum
     
  20. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Ni nzuri na inasisimua
     
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