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Jua vifupisho na maana zake

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lyangalo, May 7, 2011.

  1. Lyangalo

    Lyangalo JF-Expert Member

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    STK - Serikali ya Tanzania Kimeo

    STG - Sister Tangulia Gheto

    IFM - Institute of Female Management

    UDSM - Ujinga kwetu Daima na Sasa Mtauona

    MZUMBE - Mimi Zungu la Mbeya

    DG - Demager General

    DHL - Dingi Hajala Limbwata

    FBI - Female Body Inspector

    Phd - Pure Head Damage


    ATM - Another Terrible Mashine

    CBG - Combination of beautiful girls

    PCM - People Calculating like Machine

    CCM - Chuo Cha Milembe

    FANTA - Foolish African Never Trial Alcohol

    KONYAGI - Kunywa, Ongeza Nguvu Yako lakini Angalia Gongo Inaua

    TIA - Tayari Ingiza Aise
     
  2. Fatma Bawazir

    Fatma Bawazir JF-Expert Member

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    ccm - sisi mapumbavu
     
  3. Mkuu wa chuo

    Mkuu wa chuo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaa, kumbe hata hilo jina lako linaweza kuwa na maana yake!!!
     
  4. K

    Karuh Member

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    Lyangalo bwn,umenchekesha kweli: ila-FANTA si Foolish Africans Never Take Alchol na STK sisi tunakula kuku, alafu PhD permanent head damage. Mkuu ngeruhusiwa ningekosoa ivo.
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Imetulia, nimependa hasa hiyo ya Chuo Cha Milembe!
     
  6. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi nimependa ATM
     
  7. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    PHD-permanent head destruction!
     
  8. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duuu..! Ahaa! We mkal
     
  9. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    Judith, hiyo imetulia. Vipi hii,Poor Hair Distribution
     
  10. Donnie Charlie

    Donnie Charlie JF-Expert Member

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    Panaongoza kwa definition hapa
     
  11. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Sisi wakwere bana lol
    STG-Sista Tangulia Gheto
    CBG-Combination of Biutiful Girls
    macho yote yalikuwa hapo:bange:
     
  12. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    1. HKL=Hakuna Kuingia Laboratory 2.CIA=Co*k Inside A*s 3.FFU=Fungua Fanta Unywe 4.JWTZ=Jeshi la Waislamu Tanzania
     
  13. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    FFU fanya Fujo Uonne

    MOSHI(mji wa kaskazini kwa wachaga) Mungu Onesha Sasa Hela Ilipo

    SU Soma Ule

    JKU (kule zanzibar wanaita Jeshi la Kujenga Uchumi)Jumbe Kauza Unguja

    SMZ Samahani Mzee Zuberi

    TVZ TV Zuzu

    CHADEMA - CHama Cha Domokaya na Endelezo la Majungu
     
  14. Mtu wa Pwani

    Mtu wa Pwani JF-Expert Member

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    nimesahau na HII CUF Chama Cha Udini na Fitna
     
  15. Ms Judith

    Ms Judith JF-Expert Member

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    haha, good one
    JWTZ- jeshi la wakurya tangu zamani
     
  16. tz1

    tz1 JF-Expert Member

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    jk-jangili kubwa
     
  17. zaratustra

    zaratustra JF-Expert Member

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    FFU - Fatuma Ficha Uchi
     
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