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Jifunze methali za kihindi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mkomavu, Apr 15, 2011.

  1. m

    mkomavu Member

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    Nyani haoni- varisa miwani. Debe tupu- weka dengu au choroko. Masikini akipata - iko acha katika jumba ya watu. Asie sikia la mkuu- pelaka polisi. Penye wengi- iko kutano ya ccm. Penye kuku wengi- chinja bili tatu. DUH KWELI WAHINDI NOMA.
     
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    Maji ukiyavulia nguo - iko ona uchi
    Bandu bandu - jirani yake na sadru
    Usipoziba ufa - miji chugulia dani au matoto iko chugulia dani
    Mtaka cha uvunguni - inua matanda au tuma matoto
     
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    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwepo mama mmoja wa kihindi, akipenda sana wanaume wa kiafrika(GOLO). Basi Katika mambo ya kikubwa akisema hivi: HAPANA TIA MAJI DANI, Yaani usimkojolee kisa anaogopa kuzaa Mtoto (GOLO). SITIE MAJI DANI Eeh. NAOGOPA.
     
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    Ndege wa aina moja.....huruka Airport.
     
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    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    fimbo ya mnyonge.........rungu kubwa
     
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    Sikia bana polisi.mimi hapana kosa.mimi naendesa gari nasangaa mtu naruka toka nyuma paka bele ya gari.sasa sikya kama mutu moja nakufa hakuna tabu bana.kama kila siku mungu yetu na chinjwa sisi pana lalamika.
     
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    Masikini na wanawe...tajiri tuma wote.
     
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    Wakati veve nomba kazi makono nyuma sasa mapata kazi makono bele.
     
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