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Je hii nayo umewahi kuisikia????

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ngoso Mchila, Aug 26, 2008.

  1. N

    Ngoso Mchila Member

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    Kwakweli haya maendeleo yanatuletea mambo hasa kwa jamii fulani fulani hapa katika ka nchi ketu. Kama umewahi kuiona, basi mezea yaani kula bati!

    By courtesy of GSM Network Rugarabamu a.k.a Message Failed:

    How are you Message Mulokozi?

    Ever since mobile phone services were introduced in Lake Zone of Tanzania, some parents have named their children after some of the terms used by mobile services providers. Some of the children born btwn late 90's and 2003 when mobile services were introduced in the province have the following names:

    1. Network Rugemalira
    2. Subscriber Rwegasira
    3. Nokia Mugisha
    4. Siemens Rweyemamu
    5. Motorola Rweiyunga
    6. Dial Kalokola
    7. Vodafone Rutabanzibwa
    8. Call Later Rwenyongeza
    9. Voicemail Mutashobya
    10. Simcard Mwombeki
    11. Scratchcard Rwehumbiza
    12. Talktime Buberwa
    13. Send Rutashobya
    14. Paging Mutayoba
    15. Mobitel Rumanyika (Chief)
    16. Message Rwezaura
    17. SMS Kashaija
    18. Phonebook Mugyabuso
    19. Ringtone Kyaruzi
    20. Celtel Mutalemwa (Chief)
    21. Coverage Mutakyawa
    22. Congestion Mushumbusi
    23. Vodacom Ishengoma (Chief)
    24. Cellphone Rugarabamu
    25. Beep Rweyendera
    26. Network busy Rwetabura
    27. Missed Call Rwelamira
    28. Message Sent Lwakatare
    29. Buzz Rutabandama
    30. SautiYaWatu Rubibira
    31. Making life better Rugaiganisa
    32. Simcard Lukamilwa
    33. Notreachable Kokushubira
    34. Messagealert Aligawesa
    35. Celtel Mujwauzi
    36. Kalikawe Menu
    37. Keypadlocked Bingileki
    38. Phonebook kokuhama
    39. Shumbusho Templates
    40. Buzznibomba Byabato
    41. SonnyErricson Kashebo
    42. Network Rutahakana
    43. Delete Katunzi
    44. Byarugaba Kokuberwa
    45. Nokia Kataraia
    46. Vibrationalert Kokutona
    47. Unlock Kente
    48. Umenidip Kaizilege
    49. Rechargevoucher Kaindoa
    50. Calldivert Kyabulyo
    51. Screensaver Mujuni
    52. Beatrice Kokubatterydown
    53. Batteryfull Rwegoshora
    54. Receivedcalls Mugangala
    55. Charger Kemilembe
    56. Sms Rujweka
    57. Notreachable Tibangayuka
    58. Mtandao Kaizirege
    59. Outbox Kokupima
    60. Tigo Kokunyegeza
    61. Ringtone Rushobiya
    62. Zain Wonderful World Mushumbusi
    Na mengine mengi…!!!!
     
  2. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    umeniacha hoi
     
  3. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    Bado Zain Rutabingwa
     
  4. Ngonalugali

    Ngonalugali JF-Expert Member

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    Umeniacha hoi ndugu yangu..... Lakini umesahau ndugu mmoja wa pale Kashozi anayeitwa Extreme Rwenyagira, na Lowbattery Byarugaba
     
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  5. Mhafidhina

    Mhafidhina JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa.....! Hiii ni kali ya mwaka....! Daaah Mi jana nimekutana na mtu anaitwa Matiti, Ukoo wake unaitwa Mchafu...! Jina kamili Matiti MChafu...!
     
  6. Mbu

    Mbu JF-Expert Member

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    :D

    hivi, nikitaja majina ya rafiki zangu wa kijapani hapa si nitaambiwa natukana?
     
  7. Triplets

    Triplets JF-Expert Member

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    Ni kweli kabisa Mchongoma...majina mengine ya kijapan usithubutu kabisa kuyaandika humu
     
  8. Sikonge

    Sikonge JF-Expert Member

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    mhhh, mbona hakuna KOKU VIBRATOR??
     
  9. Mshiiri

    Mshiiri JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali nimewahi kuisikia kutoka kwa rafiki yangu na nikadhani ni utani eti! Kumbe live on air. Wahaya bwana.
     
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    X-PASTER Moderator

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