Jamani naumwa mwenzenu

[yahoo]

jamani nipeni pole ,mwenzenu naumwa naskia malaria, alafu nabanja kishenzi,nipeni pole mamen na wanawake pia,akina dada pole zenu zinatia moyo zaidi.

 

[Wa Nyumbani]

Pole ndugu, nenda ukapimwe!

 

[Slave]

Pole ndugu, nenda ukapimwe!

ngwengwe.eikei ei high volt.

 

[ZeMangi]

Umenikumbusha enzi za ANGAZA,ni noma,wewe kunywa vidonge tu ila uthiende kupima,thawa..!?

 

[yahoo]

Pole ndugu, nenda ukapimwe!

nishawah kupima ngoma nikakutwa nna alama ya kutoa,but kwa sasa nna malaria na ku...koh! Koho..kubanja

 

[ZeMangi]

nishawah kupima ngoma nikakutwa nna alama ya kutoa,but kwa sasa nna malaria na ku...koh! Koho..kubanja

wanaogopa kukuambia ukweli,jaribu tena thehemu nyingine,thawaa..!?

 

[Roulette]

Pole sana. tutakuombea dua utapona.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Jamani pole mpenzi. Umeshameza dawa?Umeweza hata kula au nikuchemshie kasupu nikuletee?

Huko kubanja changanya limao, asali na magadi kidogo kwenye kijiko unywe.

 

[Kongosho]

Duh, bweka mwenyewe usisubiri wengine

 

[ndetichia]

hii mada ilikuwa jokes nikajua ni joke ya kawaida kumbe uko serious mkuu pole sana get well soon ciaoooooo..:shock:

 

[Roulette]

Jamani pole mpenzi. Umeshameza dawa?Umeweza hata kula au nikuchemshie kasupu nikuletee?

Huko kubanja changanya limao, asali na magadi kidogo kwenye kijiko unywe.

Kwa kubembelezwa huku itabidi na mimi niumwe...

 

[Pdidy]

jamani nipeni pole ,mwenzenu naumwa naskia malaria, alafu nabanja kishenzi,nipeni pole mamen na wanawake pia,akina dada pole zenu zinatia moyo zaidi.

wakati unavalishwa condom mbona ukutukaribisha aunakaribisha imeshaoza na kuoza loh
mbaya weyeeeeeeeeee
mgeni mgeni mgeni mgeni huyu mgeni mgeni ameingia hana adabu wala haya
amevamia na jf mgeni aemingia sasa watanzania tufanyeje mgeni kashavamia na jf

ukiuchoka wimbo wangu fungua akunaga ikuridhishe mpwa

 

[Pdidy]

Umesahau na shahawa za kukuwa kienyeji yaaaani yai la kienyeji mpwa

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Kwa kubembelezwa huku itabidi na mimi niumwe...

Hehehehe, we umwa tu love utabembelezwa na kuuguzwa vizuri mpaka ufiche dawa ili usipone.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

wakati unavalishwa condom mbona ukutukaribisha aunakaribisha imeshaoza na kuoza loh
mbaya weyeeeeeeeeee
mgeni mgeni mgeni mgeni huyu mgeni mgeni ameingia hana adabu wala haya
amevamia na jf mgeni aemingia sasa watanzania tufanyeje mgeni kashavamia na jf

ukiuchoka wimbo wangu fungua akunaga ikuridhishe mpwa

Ustaarabu sio pesa useme ukionyesha utaibiwa. Mtu anaumwa siumpe pole na kama hutaki upite kimya kimya?

 

[Mzee]

Pole sana. Kwasisi waislam, kuumwa ni sehemu ya ibada. Mshukuru mungu kwa kuumwa.

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Pole sana Mkuu!
Kabla maumivu hayajazidi, kamuone daktari!

 

[Mwita25]

Pole sana dogo, ulivyotaja kubanja nikamkumbuka Mr. Ebbo! Mungu amlaze mahala pema peponi. Amen.

 

[Roulette]

Pole sana dogo, ulivyotaja kubanja nikamkumbuka Mr. Ebbo! Mungu amlaze mahala pema peponi. Amen.

Hivi ndugu yangu what do you have in mind, kumpa mtu pole huku unamtajia marhem?

 

[Mwita25]

Hivi ndugu yangu what do you have in mind, kumpa mtu pole huku unamtajia marhem?

alivyosema kubanja ndiyo nikakumbuka.