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jamaa akampiku mbwa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Raia Fulani, Mar 10, 2010.

  1. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    wenzetu wazungu wanajiachia sana. kaja mzungu mmoja mwanamama huko Arusha kwa shughuli za kitalii akiongozana na mbwa wake. Akaweka kambi huko maeneo ya mbugani akawa anaishi kwenye hema na mbwa wake, dizaini ya madoli vile. Mtalii akapata pota (kijana wa kumsaidia shughuli za hapa na pale). Sasa pota akawa anashangaa mbona dustbin ya mzungu imejaa makopo ya jam? mbona mara kwa mara ananunua hizi jam? mbona kila akinunua huingia hemani na mbwa wake? akaamua kufanya kautafiti ka udaku kujua kulikoni.

    Jioni moja walipoingia hemani na mbwa wake, jamaa akajibanza kwa nyumba ya hema kujua kinachoendelea. Mara akaanza kusikia miguno ya kimahaba. Akatafuta upenyo wa kuchungulia na lahaula! Mbwa alikuwa bize akilamba jam iliyopakazwa ukeni. Ikiisha, mzungu anakamulia tena. Jamaa akawa anaumia asiwe na la kufanya. kesho yake alipokutana na mzungu akakaza moyo na kumwambia,
    pota: yestadei i see
    mzungu: what?
    pota: i see dog (akimnyooshea yule mbwa kidole)
    mzungu: where?!
    pota: there, jam (akinyooshea kidole maeneo) mzungu akawa mwekundu ila akatulia kidogo then akasema,
    mzungu: are you crazy?
    pota: no crazy. i can
    mzungu: can what?
    pota: lamba lamba (akamwonyesha akilamba kiganja chake)
    mzungu: you wanna try?
    pota: yah! yah! (kwa furaha nyingi)
    mzungu: ok, usiku. au sio?

    usiku ikafika na mbwa akawekwa benchi na jamaa akachukua usukani. jam ikawekwa na jamaa akaanza kulamba mzungu wa watu akajuta kwa nini hakulijua mapema. safari moja ikaanzisha nyingine. badala ya ulimi ikawa ile kitu inamezwa. jamaa ninavyoandika yuko uswis akila bata na mzungu wake. na uraia keshachukua. hilo ni dili nawapeni
     
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