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It takes a big heart to be a good cheater

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Sep 27, 2010.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Just got this from my friend:

    This actually happened!!
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    Yesterday, I was on my way home when a woman driving an old Peugeot 505 in front of me brushed a young girl driving a very clean BMW 7 Series. This young girl got out of the car and started insulting the woman, who was old enough to at least be her mother or Aunt. All efforts by passers-by including me to pacify her proved abortive as she said the car was bought by her boyfriend... I just watched and sympathized with the woman. She told the girl she'd fix the car but it was already evening, getting late and she had no money on her unless the girl followed her home if her hubby could help. The girl kept screaming as people tried to beg on behalf of the woman.

    The girl blatantly refused and decided to call her boyfriend saying: Baby, a stupid woman just hit my car”. The car you bought me. The man appeared in no minute ready to please his girlfriend by raining insult on the woman. On getting there, he started shouting, "Where is the stupid woman that hit your car", only to realise the woman was his wife.

    WHAT WOULD YOU DO????



     
  2. mwinyi

    mwinyi Member

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    i will Collapse...lol!!
     
  3. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    dah mi ntamrukia kwa makwenzi uyo mume
    na ako kagari ntakaponda kwa mawe
    apo apo ntamwambia uyo mume nipe funguo za ilo gari .....afu uyo kidosho wake ataatafuta tax
    afu mambo mengine tutaenda ongea hm........
     
  4. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Chichemi ila chacha njomba, inauma!
     
  5. Ngongo

    Ngongo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh nitatimua mbio bar nikanywe gordons za kutosha huku nikipanga maneno ya kumweleza mke wangu sijui nitaanzia wapi anyway nitajitahidi kwa kadri ya uwezo wangu.

    Mkuu Lekanjobe sipati picha wakati mwingine hizi story usizilete hapa jamvini bwana unajua nimefikiri sana kiasi naona kama imenitokea mimi unajua tena tumeoa wanawake mabondia nakwambia pangechimbika.
     
  6. birungi

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    :nono::nono::tape:
     
  7. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Nitazimikia hapo hapo na kusababisha foleni za magari
     
  8. Pearl

    Pearl JF-Expert Member

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    ntamjibu huyo mume wangu"here I am the stupid woman"
     
  9. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    :smile-big: Hahaaa... dude didn't peep 1st - serves his rude azz ... kweli sad tabia ka izo tho - vijana wasahau wazee ni busara
     
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