chloe.obrain
JF-Expert Member
- Feb 25, 2010
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Men Are Impossible to Please
If hecalls you and your phone isoff, he thinks yourecheating .then he sends a sms sayingdont tell me the battery story coz I know that line
IIf uTREAThim nicely, he says u areTOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If uDon't, he says u arePROUD.
If uDRESS NICELY, he says u are trying toLUREother men;
If u DON'T,he says u areRURAL.
If uARGUEwith him, he says u areSTUBBORN,too manly;
If u keepQUIET, he says u have noBRAINS, a walkover
If u areSMARTERthan him, youre aSHOW-OFF;
If he'sSMARTERthan u, he isGREAT.
If u don'tLOVEhim, he tries toPOSSESSu;
If uLOVEhim, He takes you FORGRANTED.(very true huh?)
If u don'tMAKE LOVE to him, he says uDON'T LOVEhim;
If uDO, he says u areCHEAP...
If u tell him yourPROBLEMS, he says u areTROUBLE;
If uDON'T,he says u don'tTRUSThim.
If uSCOLDat him, u are treating him like aCHILD;
If heSCOLDSatu, it s because heCARESfor u. (phuliiiiiiz)
If uBREAKyour promise, u cannot beTRUSTED;
If heBREAKShis, it is circumstances beyond hisCONTROL.(yea rite!)
If uSMOKE,u areBADgirl;
If heSMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN.
If u doWELLin your career, it'sLUCK ;
If he doesWELL, its definitelyBRAINS.(luck????)
If uHURThim, u are CRUEL;
If heHURTS you, you are tooSENSITIVE !!
If hecalls you and your phone isoff, he thinks yourecheating .then he sends a sms sayingdont tell me the battery story coz I know that line
IIf uTREAThim nicely, he says u areTOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
If uDon't, he says u arePROUD.
If uDRESS NICELY, he says u are trying toLUREother men;
If u DON'T,he says u areRURAL.
If uARGUEwith him, he says u areSTUBBORN,too manly;
If u keepQUIET, he says u have noBRAINS, a walkover
If u areSMARTERthan him, youre aSHOW-OFF;
If he'sSMARTERthan u, he isGREAT.
If u don'tLOVEhim, he tries toPOSSESSu;
If uLOVEhim, He takes you FORGRANTED.(very true huh?)
If u don'tMAKE LOVE to him, he says uDON'T LOVEhim;
If uDO, he says u areCHEAP...
If u tell him yourPROBLEMS, he says u areTROUBLE;
If uDON'T,he says u don'tTRUSThim.
If uSCOLDat him, u are treating him like aCHILD;
If heSCOLDSatu, it s because heCARESfor u. (phuliiiiiiz)
If uBREAKyour promise, u cannot beTRUSTED;
If heBREAKShis, it is circumstances beyond hisCONTROL.(yea rite!)
If uSMOKE,u areBADgirl;
If heSMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN.
If u doWELLin your career, it'sLUCK ;
If he doesWELL, its definitelyBRAINS.(luck????)
If uHURThim, u are CRUEL;
If heHURTS you, you are tooSENSITIVE !!
