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Is It True That Men Are Impossible To Please????!!!!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by chloe.obrain, Aug 10, 2010.

  1. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    Men Are Impossible to Please
    If hecalls you and your phone isoff, he thinks you’recheating….then he sends a sms saying“don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”

    IIf uTREAThim nicely, he says u areTOO IN LOVE, moving too fast;
    If uDon't, he says u arePROUD.

    If uDRESS NICELY, he says u are trying toLUREother men;
    If u DON'T,he says u areRURAL.

    If uARGUEwith him, he says u areSTUBBORN,too manly;
    If u keepQUIET, he says u have noBRAINS, a walkover

    If u areSMARTERthan him, you’re aSHOW-OFF;
    If he'sSMARTERthan u, he isGREAT.

    If u don'tLOVEhim, he tries toPOSSESSu;
    If uLOVEhim, He takes you FORGRANTED.(very true huh?)

    If u don'tMAKE LOVE to him, he says uDON'T LOVEhim;
    If uDO, he says u areCHEAP...

    If u tell him yourPROBLEMS, he says u areTROUBLE;
    If uDON'T,he says u don'tTRUSThim.

    If uSCOLDat him, u are treating him like aCHILD;
    If heSCOLDSatu, it ’s because heCARESfor u. (phuliiiiiiz)

    If uBREAKyour promise, u cannot beTRUSTED;
    If heBREAKShis, it is circumstances beyond hisCONTROL.(yea rite!)

    If uSMOKE,u areBADgirl;
    If heSMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN.

    If u doWELLin your career, it'sLUCK ;
    If he doesWELL, it’s definitelyBRAINS.(luck????)

    If uHURThim, u are CRUEL;
    If heHURTS you, you are tooSENSITIVE !!
     
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    Mike 1234 JF-Expert Member

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    sijuii!
     
  3. Lucchese DeCavalcante

    Lucchese DeCavalcante JF-Expert Member

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    The opposite is true
     
  4. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    really!!!!?????:confused2:
     
  5. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    yes.
     
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    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    Katavi!!!!!!!!????
     
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    NGULI JF-Expert Member

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    wanawake mko defensive sana
     
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    pmwasyoke JF-Expert Member

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    Why do you want to please men?
     
  9. Mkeshahoi

    Mkeshahoi JF-Expert Member

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    tell her a sentence, shetells u a paragrah!!:confused2:
     
  10. chloe.obrain

    chloe.obrain JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ......!!!!!! nimeipenda hii lol!
     
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