Men Are Impossible to Please If hecalls you and your phone isoff, he thinks yourecheating .then he sends a sms sayingdont tell me the battery story coz I know that line IIf uTREAThim nicely, he says u areTOO IN LOVE, moving too fast; If uDon't, he says u arePROUD. If uDRESS NICELY, he says u are trying toLUREother men; If u DON'T,he says u areRURAL. If uARGUEwith him, he says u areSTUBBORN,too manly; If u keepQUIET, he says u have noBRAINS, a walkover If u areSMARTERthan him, youre aSHOW-OFF; If he'sSMARTERthan u, he isGREAT. If u don'tLOVEhim, he tries toPOSSESSu; If uLOVEhim, He takes you FORGRANTED.(very true huh?) If u don'tMAKE LOVE to him, he says uDON'T LOVEhim; If uDO, he says u areCHEAP... If u tell him yourPROBLEMS, he says u areTROUBLE; If uDON'T,he says u don'tTRUSThim. If uSCOLDat him, u are treating him like aCHILD; If heSCOLDSatu, it s because heCARESfor u. (phuliiiiiiz) If uBREAKyour promise, u cannot beTRUSTED; If heBREAKShis, it is circumstances beyond hisCONTROL.(yea rite!) If uSMOKE,u areBADgirl; If heSMOKES,he is GENTLEMAN. If u doWELLin your career, it'sLUCK ; If he doesWELL, its definitelyBRAINS.(luck????) If uHURThim, u are CRUEL; If heHURTS you, you are tooSENSITIVE !!