Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Inalipa kuwa Mtanzania

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Sumuni, Jul 15, 2011.

  1. S

    Sumuni Member

    #1
    Jul 15, 2011
    Joined: Feb 19, 2009
    Messages: 59
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Nimetumiwa hii joke na rafiki. Inawezekana umekwishaisoma, lakini haina madhara kuirudia. Inatukumbusha kuwa Tanzania na watu wake chini ya uongozi uliopo ni nchi ya namna gani. Soma zaidi...

    It pays to be a Tanzanian

    A sinful man dies & goes to hell. There he finds that there are different hell
    for each country and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.


    He goes to the German hell & asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day.

    The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.

    He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more. He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.


    Then he comes to the Tanzanian hell and finds that there is a long queue
    of people waiting to get in.

    Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you in an electric chair for an hour, and then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes in & whips you for the rest of the day."

    But that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
    people waiting to get in?" asks the man.


    A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, "Because there is never any
    electricity so the electric chair doesn't work. The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on, And the Tanzanian devil used to be a civil servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for other business!!"

    ............ ..... IT PAYS TO BE A TANZANIAN HUH?
     
  2. Chamoto

    Chamoto JF-Expert Member

    #2
    Jul 15, 2011
    Joined: Dec 7, 2007
    Messages: 1,432
    Likes Received: 19
    Trophy Points: 135
    Now, that's funny!
     
Loading...