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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ngoshwe, Aug 28, 2010.

  1. ngoshwe

    ngoshwe JF-Expert Member

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    UKIULIZA.WAPI MAMII...WAJIBIWA..
    "DADII..NIPO KWENYE MAOMBI MAALUM JAMANI.. NA BABA MCHUNGAJI. TENA ANAKUSALIMU."
     
  2. Abdulhalim

    Abdulhalim JF-Expert Member

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    Kiongozi sasa hicho kimbwiga weka tafasiri basi
     
  3. MziziMkavu

    MziziMkavu JF-Expert Member

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    Hizi ndizo kazi za Wachungaji katika Makanisa ya Walokole akina Kakobe kazi kweliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Anatolewa Pepo Mchafu huyoooooooooooooooo:becky::becky::becky:
     
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    Dandaj Member

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    Hilo lazima liwe pepo la ngono linalotolewa. Hata lugha inayotumika hapo ni ile kunena kwa lugha ambayo wahusika hapo hawaielewi. Hah haaaaaaaah haaaah
     
  5. Gama

    Gama JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoshwe,hili ni jukwaa la vikaragosi au photos?. Jf tafadhari anzisha jukwaa la vikaragosi.
     
  6. Bourgeoisie

    Bourgeoisie JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo pepo linaombewa...mh! Kumbe ndo hayo?
     
  7. Chimunguru

    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    Wachungaji na Ma padre wengi wanatafuna sana kondoo wa bwana. na Kondoo wenyewe wakiombwa na wachungaji wengi hujiona wenye bahati kumbe ni UZINZI mtupu hahahaha
     
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    father-xmas JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh..............!kweli wachungaji hulia madhabahuni................!
     
  9. Danp36

    Danp36 JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo mana mungu anasema nawajua walio wangu .kama mtu anaufunuo wake wa kuongoza kanisa sawa ila sisi wengine tunaongozwa na mungu hayo mengine ni maono yao na wengine wanaufunun wao binafsi siyo wa mungu.lakini ucseme kimakakobe je mbona nyie mnajidai mnava vizuri kumbe wengi wao ni wazinzi wakubwa .bora mnayemwona kuliko anayejificha .sasa kunautofa uti wa miungu
     
  10. MziziMkavu

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    na wewe umejiunga jana tu unamlaumu Ngoshwe Ama kweli hi J.Forums imeingilia na watu wa jabu tehtehteh:becky::becky::becky:
     
  11. MziziMkavu

    MziziMkavu JF-Expert Member

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    na mimi itabidi nichukuwe Kozi ya Uchungaji ikibidi Wachungaji wanafanya hivi tehetehteh :becky::becky::playball:
     
  12. Ambassador

    Ambassador JF-Expert Member

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    Nilikuwa sijacheki fresh, kumbe na suruali ya mchungaji iko chini ya magoti?
     
  13. N-handsome

    N-handsome JF-Expert Member

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    Why?
     
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    sha Senior Member

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    mzizimkavu Mungu akukemee!! akutoe kwenye utumwa angamivu wa huyo babayako iblisi.Ngoshwe alipoipost hiyo thread ni kuwakemea watumishi wenye tabia hizo za kishetani. wapo kila mahali watumishi wa jinsi hiyo,watoto wangapi wamefanyiwa yasiyositahiki madrasa???????????????!!!
     
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    PhD JF-Expert Member

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    ni laana kwa muumba kushika biblia takatifu then ukafanya uchafu huo hapo juu
     
  16. FirstLady1

    FirstLady1 JF-Expert Member

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    Tunaomba mkalimani tafadhari ingawa picha inajieleza ....
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi naona katuni iko biased maana hadi kutumia Biblia takatifu inatisha. Hay ni matusi kwa wale wanoifanya kazi ya Mungu kwa moyo. Halafu wengine wanadiriki kutaja majina ya hao wanaowaombea wahitaji- sio sawakuja majina.
     
  18. Injinia

    Injinia JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji: Biblia inatuambia katika Waebrania tushike hivi wale wote tunaowaombea na kuwapaka mafuta
    Mwuumini: Eh! Jamani pastor!
     
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    BWATOBUNU Member

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    KAZI KWELIKWELI MHHHHHHH:playball:
     
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