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I am the man of your dreams

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Feb 16, 2012.

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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    a was in her late thirties and still not married. She just had a hard time meeting men.
    And the men she did meet all ended up being jerks.

    Finally, she decided to place an ad in the personals in the newspaper.

    Anita wrote: "Looking for a man who won't beat me, won't leave me,

    and is excellent in bed."

    Several days went by and she hadn't gotten a single call.

    Then, one day she was doing her laundry when she heard a knock on the door.
    She walked upstairs to answer it.
    She opened the door and saw a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs.

    "Can I help you?" Anita asked.

    He said, "I am the man of your dreams!"

    Anita was baffled. She said, "Excuse me."

    "I read your personal ad in the paper and I am the perfect man for you.

    I have no arms, so I can't beat you. I have no legs, so I can never leave you."

    "But are you good in bed?" Anita asked.

    He replied, "How do you think I knocked on the door?"
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha!thats funny!
     
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    Luluka JF-Expert Member

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    Ila mbona kama uongo?kwenye wheelchair alijiendeshaje mwenyewe while hakua na mikono au mtu wa kumuescot?
     
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    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Acha kutuharibia stimu....unabisha hata redio?
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    alitumia mguu wa tatu kugonga mlango hahahahahahahahah!
     
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