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Huyu Mama...mh!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ZeMangi, Nov 28, 2011.

  1. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani haya sijuwi ni malezi gani......mama m1 ambaye hajaolewa anaishi na katoto kake ka kike umri wa miaka 6,cku 1 akaleta limsela ndani,usku kukurukakara zikaanza,kumbe jamaa alikuwa na d.ick kubwa iliyosababisha maza kulia kwa maumivu,akavumilia tu mpaka njemba ikamaliza shughuli ikaondoka....asbuhi ikawa hivi,
    Mtt>mama mbona jana ulikuwa unalia ucku? yule kaka uliyelala naye alikufanyeje?
    Mama>mwanangu 'kua na wewe uyaone'
     
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    Mipesa Member

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    Mtt>mbona nilishayaona jana nilivyotaka kuja kukuuliza unalia nn nikagundua ni kilio cha furaha
     
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    kua uyaone sio majumba na maghorofa mwanangu
     
  4. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    mathikini hako kathotho kataanza kuchakachuliwa very thun...
     
  5. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    wala maviekithi,makurutha wala mapurado mwanangu.
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    ya kiunoni!
     
  7. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    mweeee...hahahahaaa
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Umaskini na upumbavu wa wazazi wengi, unachangia mmomonyoko wa maadili.
     
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    Dah umenikumbusha kipindi nasoma mpangaji mwenzetu alikuwa anapiga mikelele wakati wa shughuli nikabaki nasikilizia mpaka jamaa anamaliza.nukta
     
  10. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    ulikuwa ushabalehe bila shaka.nukta
     
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    yaani nlijutaje enzi izoo.......maana wazaz walinpangia chumba cha nje afu hakina seiling board...chumba cha jirani jamaa kaoa...afu next mie nasoma!!!...yaani ilikua samtymz saa 3 sharp nshalala naamka zangu saa sabaa nipige shule...ila siku nmemis ule ukelele aah full kuutegeshea
     
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    aiseeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhh
     
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    Teh atayazoea tu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Yap ! Mama apunguze uchoyo siku 1 1 anamuunganishia mwanaye.
     
  15. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    kweli mkuu,unaona mbali kwa darubini kali...duh!
     
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    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha mkuu unazidi kunikumbusha mbali saaaana!
    Sasa mimi nilikuwa naweka meza kwa nje.nukta
     
  17. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    ebwanaae..!.nukta
     
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    Malezi ya kibongo fleva haya au kizazi cha jk.
     
  19. ZeMangi

    ZeMangi JF-Expert Member

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    yote yote aithee jamaa angu.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    umeona eeh !
     
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