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hupendi nini?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by sugi, Apr 21, 2011.

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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    ninapokuwa safarini nachukia sana:
    1.kukaa na mtu anayenuka kikwapa
    2.mtu anayejamba jamba hovyo
    3.........
    4.......
    We hupendi nini?
     
  2. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Mi sipendi kupanga nyumba moja na mtu asiye flash akitoka chooni,sipendi masharobaro wanao vaa milegezo ili charter la boxer aliyovaa lionekane,sipendi mademu wanaoweka nywele artificial halafu wanajifanya wanatikisa kichwa zisiwazibe macho kama wazungu vile!
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    mimi sipedi watu:blah::blah:
     
  4. Lucious

    Lucious Member

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    mie sipendi watu wanaotoa mada za kipuuzi km hizi unadhani wote wana uwezo wa perfum,cpend pia kucomment ujinga km niliosema bt for real cpend lolote mtakalosema
     
  5. dazu

    dazu JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa ananuka kikwapa halafu anaextend mkono wake mpaka kwenye siti yangu ...........sipendi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    sipendi watu wasio na uwezo wa kununua perfume
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    sipendi nyoka
     
  8. Sigma

    Sigma JF-Expert Member

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    sipendi kuamka alfajiri saa kumi kuwahi foleni
     
  9. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    Cpendi kulakula hovyo
     
  10. serio

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    sipendi guys who pay their dinner in coins
     
  11. Pharaoh

    Pharaoh JF-Expert Member

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    sipendi watu wanene hata kidogo, naona kama wavivu na wananuka, mi kazi yangu siwapi, kila wakikaa kona lazima wajambe....
     
  12. Capitano

    Capitano JF-Expert Member

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    Sipendi wanasiasa wooote kwa kutufanya wengine vijakazi wao
     
  13. olele

    olele JF-Expert Member

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    i hate sin
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Sipendi kupigiwa simu halafu unamsikia mtu ooh nilikuwa nakusalimia tu halafu anachelewa kukata
     
  15. Mulhat Mpunga

    Mulhat Mpunga JF-Expert Member

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    anayekula mayai,
    mahindi ya kuchoma
    anayenuka mdomo
    na anayevuta sigara nikiwa safarini :happy:
     
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    emashimbi Member

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    Sipendi wanaokula hovyo hovyo wakati kuna vituo vya kula misosi, halafu wakati mwingine wanakula mamsosi ya gharama na hamna karibu kwa majirani zao. sijui huwa hawajui kama wengine mle kwenye mabasi hawana hata senti tano ya kununulia maji. wakiibiwa huwa wakwanza kulalamika wakati wenyewe ndiyo wanawatia majaribuni.
     
  17. mafiakisiwani

    mafiakisiwani JF-Expert Member

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    mie siwapendi mashoga/ma*hoko
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    siwapendi madereva na makonda wa daladala wanaoacha kuwachukua watu wanene!
     
  19. mtemiwaWandamba

    mtemiwaWandamba JF-Expert Member

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    Sipendi mafisadi na Ufisadi wao
     
  20. Safety last

    Safety last JF-Expert Member

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    Sipendi wanawake ninaowavutia halafu hawanitongozi
     
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