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How To Spell

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AmaniGK, Jun 18, 2008.

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    AmaniGK JF-Expert Member

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    Just be sure your chest is okay before you go over this. I almost broke my ribs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



    I guarantee you that u will read it twice or thrice ...

    HOWEVER INTELLIGENT YOU COULD BE, YOU WILL READ THE ARTICLE MORE THAN ONCE TO GET THE HANG OF IT
    NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH

    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in
    an animated Conversation.


    The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her

    attention Is Galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:



    'Emma come First. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come

    once-a-more! Two asses, They come together again. I come again and

    pee twice Then I come one Lasta Time.'


    The lady can't take this any more, 'You foul-mouthed sex obsessed

    pig.' She Retorted indignantly. 'In this country, we don't speak

    aloud on Public Places about our sex lives.'



    'Hey, coola down lady, ' said the man. 'Who talkin'abouta sex?


    I'm a Justa Tellin my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi','


    RETURN TO THE TOP AND READ AGAIN
     
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    Jobo JF-Expert Member

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    I have never laughed so loudly in public! this is quite big!
     
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